HOLD ON THERE GRANDMA!

Old Lady stopped by Trooper

From a PA State TrooperI made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S.119 j just south of Homer City, PA,. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and... ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a fucking thing!