HANZO'S REVENGE: February 2014

Friday, February 28, 2014

HARRY REID... LYING LITTLE PUNK!

THIS PIPSQUEAK NEEDS TO BE TAR AND FEATHERED... RAN OUT OF TOWN ON A RAIL. HE IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF A GOOD AMERICAN AND THE WORLD SHOULD FLIP HIM THE BIRD!

Harry Reid has a charmed job. He gets to constantly tell lies and know that the media will back him up. He can, for example, claim that Social Security is perfectly sound and accuse anyone who says otherwise of being “radical.”

So with Obamacare. He is not content to say we are better off with the law. He insists of the horror stories that “all of them are untrue.” Every one of them.

Reid realized his story wasn’t working and felt compelled to “explain” what he really means. From Fox News:

Reid tried to clarify his remarks late Wednesday by saying he was only referring to the “vast majority” of stories featured in ads funded by Americans for Prosperity, a conservative group, and not the complaints of everyday Americans. However, he added fuel to the fire by continuing to slam the group’s backers, the Koch brothers, calling them “un-American.”

Thursday, February 27, 2014

ALL CROSSED UP!

Monday, February 24, 2014

DALE EARNHARDT JUNIOR KICKS ASS AT DAYTONA!

CHECKOUT THE LINES ON THIS HARLEY BY METISSE

FACE PLANT!!

FOLLOW-UP AT WWW.SIDEBURNMAGAZINE.COM

OLD SCHOOL... NEW SCHOOL

KEEP WALKING... RIGHT OUT THE BACK DOOR

MORE DEFENSE CUTS... HE'S RAISING THE WHITE FLAG WITH A YELLOW STRIPE DOWN THE MIDDLE.

OH NO! MORE LINES IN THE SAND... HE IS A KID PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX.

Obama is as big of a joke overseas as he is here. He is like the neighborhood Poodle with all bark and no bite at all. Maybe though this brief time of laughter will give pause to the tensions in the Ukraine.
Check it out:

It is hard to have much hope of effective Western action, however. Speaking from Mexico, where he is attending the Three Amigos summit alongside Prime Minister Stephen Harper and Mexican President Enrique Pena-Nieto, U.S. President Barack Obama warned that Ukraine’s government may face consequences if it continues to use violence against its own people. “[W]e’ll be monitoring very closely the situation,” the President said, “recognizing that with our European partners and the international community there will be consequences if people step over the line.”

PIERS MORGAN SAYS AMERICANS HAVE TURNED ON HIM... DUH!

GOODBYE ASSHOLE... GO HOME.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

EVIL MUST GO!

THE AFTERLIFE...

RECOIL!

DON'T THE PROTECTORS OF THE PEACE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

THESE TWO DONUT EATERS SHOULD BE JOGGING THEMSELVES!

Without all the facts available, it's difficult to say what exactly led Austin, Texas, police on Thursday to apprehend a petite blonde jogger wearing headphones as she allegedly merely was exercising.

However, a video of the incident, available here, shows four beefy cops swarming around a handcuffed young lady in pigtails and workout gear.

In the video, she clearly is upset, yelling loudly, "I didn't f***ing do anything wrong!" as they haul her to a squad car.

According to one report, as she sat handcuffed on the ground, the young lady told a passerby, "I was doing nothing wrong. I was just crossing the street."

The University of Texas, Austin, newspaper The Daily Texan, quoted student Chris Quintero as saying the young woman was jogging with headphones on when officers told her to stop. Apparently she didn't hear them, and one of them ran after her and grabbed her by the arm and handcuffed her, Quintero said.

She begged the officers to let her go, saying she was just jogging, but they pulled her to the ground and wouldn't let her get up.

On the video, a voice can be heard saying to someone that police were across the street giving tickets for jaywalking.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

GUNPLAY IN THE WINDY CITY

In December 2012 the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals struck down Illinois' ban on concealed carry as unconstitutional, finally opening the door for residents in crime ridden areas of Chicago to protect themselves and their communities. Although permits must be approved by local police and a state licensing board, it's a start. People who have applied for permits are expected to get approvals and permits in the mail by the middle of March 2014.

HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT... CAPTAIN PHILLIPS... PUNKED

A new Hollywood film starring Tom Hanks as the ship's captain who heroically volunteered as a hostage to save the lives of his crew from Somali pirates is gaining glowing reviews and Oscar tips.

But a $50 million lawsuit lodged by several of his men claims that in real-life Captain Richard Phillips was no hero but instead risked their lives as he sailed his cargo vessel into pirate-infested waters.

The Sony Pictures movie Captain Phillips, which opens in American cinemas on Friday and in Britain next week, is based on his account of the 2009 attack on the Maersk Alabama cargo vessel.

The stand-off ended when US Navy marksmen shot dead the pirates who were holding the 58-year-old captain captive on a small craft.

Capt Phillips returned home to a hero's welcome and his selfless bravery was lauded by President Barack Obama who said: "His courage is a model for all Americans."

But nearly half the 20 crew members are suing the ship's owner and operator in a case that will be heard by an Alabama court in December. They claim that rather than saving their lives, Capt Phillips' actions put them at risk in the first place.

The lawsuit claims that he ignored warnings from the US and British navies to remain at least 600 miles offshore and was less than 300 miles off the Somali coast when the pirates attacked.

In the court documents, the crewmen argue that they were "knowingly, intentionally and wilfully" sent into pirate territory to save costs for the company.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

PUSSY WHIPPED... COMMIE STYLE!

Five female group members and one male member donned their signature ski masks and were pulling out a guitar and microphone as at least ten Cossacks and other security officials moved in. Cossaks are used by Russian police to patrol the streets.

The punk group had gathered at a nearby restaurant before heading out onto the street.

One Cossack appeared to use pepper spray and another whipped several group members. One allegedly threw a guitar into a nearby bin.

One Pussy Riot member, a man wearing a bright yellow tank top, was left with blood on his face, saying he had been pushed to the ground

Sunday, February 16, 2014

WHO DOESN'T REMEMBER SHIRLEY TEMPLE... YOU KNOW SHE WENT TO HEAVEN

...WHAT CAN ONE SAY?

Friday, February 14, 2014

SO LONG TOMMY AQUINO, REMEMBERED BY A TRUE FRIEND...

Huntley Nash Remembers Tommy Aquino
by huntley nash
Friday, February 14, 2014


Me and Tommy on top of a hill watching Superbike practice at Mid-Ohio, laughing about something. image by staff

Like a lot of people, I considered Tommy Aquino one of my best friends. I talked to him every day on the phone and he sent me a picture of himself just before his last ride.

Tommy was a very special person. We enjoyed a close friendship that was, of course, punctuated by laughter. Lots of laughter.
I'd crash on Tommy's couch for months and he'd stay at my place too. Tommy came to my house after Barber in 2011 and stayed for a week. In that week he managed to total my car coming home from my friends house on a route that involved just two turns. I got home before him and remember getting this looong ... three page text message from him, of this elaborate story of what happened to my car. According to Tommy, it involved a fox running out in front of him, and him being so strong that he broke the power steering away so quickly and with such force that the car just could not handle it and crashed. When that theory ran out of gas he suggested that maybe even people had changed the roads and that's why he crashed. It was hilarious. The turn where he wadded my car is forever named "Aquino Curve".

Whenever I think of Tommy a million images rush through my head. Whipping around cars, crashing my car, playing bored games while driving to races together, making it to Infineon Raceway from LA in 5 hours, playing golf and giving each other unlimited mulligans per tee because we were definitely not born golfers, finding scooter jumps and trails at the track on setup day during race weekends, riding dirt bikes in the hills behind his house, setting new records of getting to Chic-fil-a with minutes to spare before breakfast closes only to get there and realize it's Sunday and they're closed, running from guys that were not happy with us at Siebkins, cycling from Key Largo to Key West, sneaking me into the Yamaha tent to get some good food before my race, riding around the track and giving me some pointers, telling me not to be such a pussy before my race, then showing up in the winners circle and being more stoked than I was, are just a handful off the top of my head.

One racing related memory that truly stands out in my mind is from Laguna 2010. It was Saturday and he qualified on pole for the DSB race the next day, and I won the Supersport race that day. Saturday night he came back to my hotel to go to dinner with me, and my team. We walked into my hotel room, still in our team gear, and plopped down on the bed exhausted. Staring at the ceiling I told him how happy I was to win that day, and felt so worry free and excited for the future and his race the next day. He said with a tired voice "Yeah man... everything is all good when you win."

Tommy Aquino was one of my best friends, an incredibly nice guy, and a passionate, talented rider. As a person, he was funny, kind, positive and always in a good mood. I'll never forget him.

ENGINEER SPEAK

YESTERYEAR...

STEVE BAKER, KENNY ROBERTS AND MIKE BALDWIN AT LAGUNE SECA IN 1978.

RUSKIE UNI-MOTO RACING

IT'S A LONG WINTER IN RUSKIE-LAND... YOU GUYS ROCK!!

THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN...

READY TO RIDE... GIMMEE SOME MORE SNOW!!

DRESSED FOR FUN

NO GUNS IN GUN SIGN... WHAT?

ANTI-GUNNERS AT SCHOOL OBJECT TO GUN IN "NO GUN ZONE" SIGN... FUCKING IDIOTS!

SNUFFLES GETS A HOME IN SCOTLAND!

HAVE A HAPPY LIFE WITH A GOOD HUMAN, SNUFFLES.

AS OBUMMER TURNS...

OUR LORD AND MASTER!

UNCLE SAM NEEDS YOU TO REMEMBER THE USA, AS IT WAS AND SHOULD BE!

A WANNA BE OBUMMER HAND ME DOWN, USED UP UGLY...

MIKE ROWE...A GREAT AMERICAN

Last night during the Olympics, a commercial started running called “I Am a Factory.” It’s part of a larger campaign sponsored by Walmart, called “Work Is a Beautiful Thing.” The commercial features real people doing real work in real factories all across America. It’s not very glamorous, but it’s honest and authentic, and I was honored to narrate it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OQcoDQq3-o

Today, I see that some people are calling for my head. Other’s want me to run for office. And some have demanded the surgical removal of my vocal cords. What better way to spend a rainy Sunday than by responding to a few?

Let’s start with Kevin Groce.

“Mike - Walmart was the last thing I would ever think you would do anything for! Why?

Hi Kevin,

That’s easy. Walmart has committed to purchase 250 billion dollars of American made products over the next decade. In essence, that’s a purchase order made out to the USA for a quarter of a trillion dollars. That means dozens of American factories are going to reopen all over the country. Millions of dollars will pour straight into local economies, and hundreds of thousands of new manufacturing positions will need to be filled. That’s a massive undertaking packed with enormous challenges, and I want to help. I want to see them succeed. Don’t you? Honestly Kevin, who gives a crap about your feelings toward Walmart? Who gives a crap about mine? Isn’t this the kind of initiative we can all get behind?