HANZO'S REVENGE: July 2011

Sunday, July 31, 2011

CONGRESS BEWARE...

IF THOSE IDIOTS DON'T GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE... WERE GONNA HAVE TO SEND IN THE TROOPS!!!

AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK...

THEY BETTER SURRENDER OR SHE WILL HAVE TO FUCK 'EM UP!

IF NECESSARY, WE GOT REINFORCEMENTS!!

OUR SPECIAL FORCES ARE STANDING BY... DON'T PISS THESE BOYS OFF...

LEGISLATORS ARE TOUGH AS COCKROACHES, SO WE MAY HAVE TO CALL ON THE DOGS OF WAR TO FINISH 'EM OFF!!!

THERE! THE ECONOMY IS FIXED, CONGRESS WILL BE ON PERMANENT VACATION.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

COWBOYS AND ALIENS AND OLIVIA!

I'M GONNA WATCH COWBOYS AND ALIENS JUST TO SEE HER! OLIVIA WILDE IS GREAT, GRITTY AND SEXYFUL.

TOO BAD SAM ELLIOT AND SCOTT GLEN AREN'T THE COWBOYS...

Friday, July 29, 2011

CRAZY IN THAILAND

ALIEN INTRUDER BUILT OUT OF SPARE STUFF.

WHAT A RIDE!!

KAWASAKI ZX-10R... DOING A TIRE TEST... USING A GYRO CAMERA... BUGS IN THE TEETH JUST WATCHING.

WATCH THIS VID

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCOt78MB5vM&feature=player_embedded#at=14

Sunday, July 24, 2011

BAD MOTOR SCOOTER

WAY BETTER THAN PONCH AND JOHN!

JUST WATCH...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJxOsYh12yY&feature=player_embedded

Saturday, July 23, 2011

LAGUNA SECA MOTO GP

LAGUNA SECA RACEWAY... YOU CAN SEE THE PACIFIC OCEAN AS YOU COOK IN THE CALIFORNIA SUN.

BEN SPIES, AN AMERICAN THAT MATTERS.

BEN BOSTROM, A CALIFORNIAN, GETS A FREE RIDE.

RIDING PARTNERS: JAVIN, IN LEATHER; VIRGIL, IN SHADES. JAVIN IS AT LAGUNA RIGHT NOW AND I'M NOT. NO EXCUSES, JUST 3000 MILES AWAY.

I WILL BE HEADING TO THE INDIANAPOLIS MOTO GP IN AUGUST. THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE I GOT FROM 4 DAYS OF SHOOTING LAST YEAR, I DELETED EVERYTHING ELSE. WRONG BUTTON, BLIND AS A BAT, SHOULDA WORE MY GLASSES!

I WILL MAKE UP FOR IT THIS YEAR. ONLY WISH I WAS AT LAGUNA RATHER THAN INDY...

LAVERDA!!

It was the mid 80's, I was riding a Yamaha 750 triple. There was a shop in my hometown, all I remember was this huge Italian rocket in the front window, a Laverda triple, ooohhhhhh! It was red and hauling the mail just sitting there. I knew all the American and Japanese bikes, this was my first visual on a European machine.

The cylinders are recognizable forever and that red paint... Back then the 1000's were like getting the chance to own a space shuttle. I kept coming back like a moth to a light bulb.

I knew I had to have that bike. Then I read a review, it was everything a performance motorcycle should be, except the vibration from the 3 cylinder engine. I knew about that, my Yamaha had the same thing. Poof!! There went that dream.

What a fool!! Regrets in life, yeah I got a few and that one is right at the top.

POOF!!

DINNERS SERVED!

DON'T FORGET TO INVITE YOUR FRIENDS... COURTESY OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

CHICKEN SHIT!

YES, CHLORESTEROL KILLS CHICKENS TOO!

A BLAST FROM THE PAST!

THAILAND, 1973, OPERATION ROLLING THUNDER. I WAS IN THE NAVY FOR A YEAR AND 3 WEEKS... WHAT A TIME AND PLACE. I CAN STILL FEEL THE HEAT AND HUMIDITY, THE AIR HAD A SMELL, B-52'S FILLED THE OTHER SIDE OF THE AIRFIELD. WE WERE AT WAR AND WATER SKIING IN A NEAR-BY LAGOON..

WHEN IT WAS ALL SIMPLER...

San Jose 1/2 Mile 1968. Dick goes to work on his ultra-light Gold Star Special. Look at the three rail birds ,they're just delighted to see Bugsy giving it everything he's got.