NOT DEAD YET!!

Cramp like pain in the left leg, back side of the calf. Doctor visit, trip to the ER... A super nice and good-looking-lady Ultra-Sound Tech says " I don't want to scare you, but you have a blood clot"

"What, me worry?"

2 hours later I'm driving home. Shooting myself up in the stomach with blood thinners, doing pills and going to work today.

"Hey Doc, what can't I do?"

"Don't run any marathons and don't cut yourself shaving... or you will bleed out and die."

If you see anymore postings... then I made it!

MADE ME LAUGH!

CRAZY COMMIES ON MOTORCYCLES

WATCH THIS GUY RIDE... HE WON'T BE AROUND LONG!

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/high_speed.html

JESUS HATES OBUMMER?

HOW CAN JESUS HATE OBUMMER? OH YEAH, SEEMS THERE WAS SOME SORT OF CRUSADE SEVERAL CENTURIES AGO... MUSLIMS VS CHRISTIANS.

GET USED TO HAVING YOUR ASS KICKED!

After defeating McKee, Volkmann was asked who he would like to fight next.Volkmann first requested Clay Guida, then said “Actually, Obama. He’s not too bright … Someone needs to knock some sense into that idiot. I just don’t like what Barack is doing.”

OUCH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!