NIRVANA

Just in case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique   recommended in all the latest psychological journals.   The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:   1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a       crystal clear stream.   2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.   3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.   4. No one knows your secret place.   5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.   6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of       serenity.   7. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the Democrat or liberal you're holding underwater.       There... See? It really does work. You're smiling already.

THOSE PESKY LIBERALS, TAKE ONE FOR A SWIM.

START THE WEEK WITH A LAUGH

RIDE A LAVERDA

DIG THOSE HEELS IN AND RIDE'EM COWGIRL!

STONER WINS IN JEREZ, SPAIN

AFTER THIRD PLACE IN QATAR, IT WAS ALL OVER FOR HIM... RIGHT.

LOOKING SLIM

MIKE NEFF TAKES IT IN TEXAS.

CHECK THE HALF EMPTY STANDS. WHEN THE FINALS ARE RUNNING, ESPECIALLY FUNNY CAR, THEY ARE ALWAYS PACKED... PAYCHECKS ARE RUNNING THIN.

A MAN AMONG WOMEN

 
 Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in
 the first place....

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

 Sincerely, Bill  Clinton 

THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD... CAVEMEN ON THE MOVE

Necrophilia, the practice of having sex with a corpse, is making a legal return to Egypt.  Also included in the law is mandatory Female Genital Mutilation, and the lowering the marriageable age for women girls to 14.

Egypt’s Islamist-dominated parliament is set to introduce a law allowing husbands to have sex with their dead wives up to six hours after death. Critics fear that the controversial law highlights a trend of increasingly anti-women legislation since the so-called Arab Spring.

RIDDICK FOUGHT NECROMONGERS...

IN THE END... YOU KEEP WHAT YOU KILL!

JUST LIKE THE CAVEMAN OF PAST HISTORY... THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD, NEEDS TO BE EXTINCT.

THOSE PESKY MAYANS!

THE GREATEST MOTORCYCLE RACING... EVER!

YOU EUROPEANS ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE THESE RACERS TO WATCH!

LET'S GET SERIOUS FOR A FEW MINUTES.

WATCH, LISTEN AND KNOW IT IS HAPPENING NOW...

http://patriotupdate.com/22024/video-if-i-wanted-america-to-fail

TAKING ONE FOR OBUMMER

WEEKEND RACING

PEEK-A-BOO

Ladies Beware – New Mobile Phone Allows Perverts to See Through Your Clothes

I remember when I was a kid and watched Superman on televsion and wondered what it would be like to have his X-ray vision and see through walls.  Then there were the cartoons where someone had x-ray glasses that could see someone’s skeleton.  I remember the other boys in the neighborhood saying they wanted a set of x-ray glasses to see through the girls’ dresses.

I LIKE THAT WALLY!

PASS THE HOT DOGS PLEASE

PREZ EATS DOG MEAT... DOES HE LICK HIS ASS TOO?

MUSCOM TWINS

GORBACHOV STILL LIKES LOSERS.

OH OH, WARDROBE FAILURE

LET'S RIDE!

CAN YOU AFFORD THE AMMO

LET'S SHARE SOME PAIN

Dear American Taxpayer

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in
Spain .

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.

Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a
$2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury
hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we
were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you
happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters! I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it?

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate
according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.

Cordially,

Michelle (Moochelle) Obama

P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India from which we just returned!

P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha's Vineyard ; it was fabulous.

And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.

P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!

P.SSSs don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter and now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom. All this while Barack golf’s and campaigns to keep my trips coming for the next 4 years !

Love ya!

Remember, we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally! Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.

OH NO!!!

NOT SO SECRET SERVICE...

WILL IT NEVER STOP...

According to CNSnews.com, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats in Congress announced on Thursday that they have moved to ratify an amendment to the United States Constitution that would give Congress power to control the political speech of corporations, including those corporations that produce films, newspapers, books, and radio broadcasts. The amendment would seek to reverse the Supreme Court’s decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission in which the High Court ruled that the First Amendment protects the right of free speech for corporations as well as individuals. It was this decision that President Obama openly criticized during his State of the Union address in January of 2010.

BIG ARMS

HE'S GONNA NEED THOSE BARS HIS FEET ARE LAYING ON.

HERE'S A COUPLE FOR YA...

LOVE YOUR PET!

THIS MAY HURT JUST A LITTLE...

MICKEY IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

Mickey Mouse could be placed as a candidate on the New Jersey Democratic Party presidential primary ballot, an attorney representing Barack Obama argued in court to support her claim that state law does not require Obama to prove he is eligible.

SORRY MICKEY... THERE IS ALREADY A SET OF BIG EARS IN THE OVAL OFFICE!

VERY INTERESTING...

 QUITE THE SPORTSTER.

QUITE THE... UHHH...

RIDING RIO

These photos were snapped in Rio de Janeiro’ s Favela do Vidigal as Julien Dupont used the steep hillsides, crowded rooftops and poured-concrete construction as an obstacle course. Vidigal enjoys some of the city’s most stunning views, located on the slope behind Praia de Ipanema and running right up to that beach’s luxury hotels.

ONE VERY UGLY MACHINE

PUT OBUMMER ON THE ROOF

ENEMIES OF THE STATE TAKE NOTICE...

TED HAS YOU IN HIS SIGHTS.

GO TO THIS SITE AND SEE THE VIDEO,

http://www.wnd.com/2012/04/ted-nugent-fires-back-at-secret-service-probe/?cat_orig=us

CAN'T SEE THE VIDEO? IT HAS BEEN REMOVED TO PREVENT THE TRUTH FROM BEING HEARD!

WRONG AND STILL WRONG.

Obama’s attorney, Alexandra Hill, admitted there is no evidence that the birth certificate the White House put online is authentic. In fact, she is alleged to have admitted that the birth certificate was manufactured. In the end, the court ruled in favor of Obama.

LET'S RIDE!

SOME VIDEO... FOR YOU.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kNN5b2Unj6c#!

FROM THE DIRT THEY CAME!

 BART MARKEL... HE WAS A GREAT RACER.

EDDIE LAWSON... A SUPER PHOTO.

LOYALTY TO A FRIEND

WATCH THE VIDEO

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/16/loyal-dog-braves-highway-to-remain-by-fatally-struck-friend-side/#ixzz1sAppyArZ?test=latestnews