ELEPHANTS NEVER FORGET!

ANTI-HUNTER RICKY GERVAIS: Will Love This Heart Warming Elephant & Human Love Story

Posted on April 27, 2015

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn’t the same fucking elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

DENNY PALMGREN, NATIONAL #16 IS OFF THE LINE!

ALL HAIL VALENTINO ROSSI! ARGENTINA GIANT KILLER

HE IS THE SMARTEST RACER... MAYBE OF ALL TIME.

ROSSI KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING WHAT TIRE HE HAD TO USE, THEN HE OUT-RODE EVERYONE.

HE IS THERE FOR THE FANS... ALWAYS!

UH...  ALWAYS... DOING THAT NASTY PR WORK.

WHAT A 36 YEAR OLD MOTO GP CHAMPION FEELS AFTER WINNING!

CAL CRUTCHLOW FINALLY CRASHES THE FINISH LINE FOR THIRD.

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. MARQUES HAS BEEN ANOINTED FOR HIS THREE YEARS IN-A-ROW CHAMPIONSHIP RUN. WELL HE HAS FUCKED-UP TWICE AND HAS PAID THE PRICE.

SO WHERE ARE THE CRASH PHOTOS... STILL LOOKING FOR THEM ON THE NET, VERY FEW AND VERY SMALL.

WHEN HE IS LOSING THE FIGHT, HE STARTS THE SHOVING MATCH BECAUSE HE IS A SPOILED LITTLE PRICK. REMEMBER WHEN ROSSI BUMPED AND PUSHED LORENZO AROUND? ROSSI KNOWS HOW TO DO IT AND HE PUNKED MARC "THE PUNK"!

VALENTINO HAD THE LEAD AND THE LINE, BUT LITTLE MARC FORGOT YOU CAN'T SHOVE WITH YOUR FRONT WHEEL! HI TRUE WHINEY PERSONALITY SHOWS WHEN HE LOSES.

ALL OF THE REPORTING CALLS IT A "CLIP OF ROSSI'S REAR WHEEL" OR SIMPLY A "RACING INCIDENT". HE IS LUCKY TO NOT HAVE TAKEN THEM BOTH OUT OR HURT HIMSELF FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON. NOBODY IS CALLING HIM A DUMBASS... DUMBASS!

CHECKOUT THIS FLOW CHART... IT PROVES ROSSI DESERVED THE WIN!                   FLOW CHARTS NEVER LIE.

WATCH THIS VIDEO I FOUND ON THE NET...

HIGH FLYING RICKEY GRAHAM

Ricky Graham was AMA Grand National Champion three times: 1982, 1984 and 1993. Graham is widely considered one of the most talented dirt track racers ever to strap on a steel shoe. His record speaks for itself: Four AMA National Championships (three Grand National and one Harley-Davidson Sportster Performance, then known as the Harley-Davidson 883cc Series); 39 career Grand National victories; seven Sportster Performance national wins; and named AMA Athlete of the Year in 1993. In addition, Graham set two incredible records in 1993 that may not be broken for many years to come. He won a record six AMA Grand National races in a row and tallied an incredible 12 Grand National victories that season, also a record.