LIBERALS ATTACK !!

LIBERALS ATTACK !!
LIBERALS ATTACK... THEY'LL KILL YOUR PETS! ACK! ACK!

CALL ME SNAKE

CALL ME SNAKE
ESCAPE TO NOWHERE... SNAKE!

Friday, February 12, 2016

THE WALKING DEAD... COUNTDOWN TO SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 14TH

DEPUTY RICK GRIMES... ONE BAD MOFO!
RICK KILLS EVERYONE.


SOPHIA! DON'T COME OUT !!


I TOLD YOU! 
RICK CARVES ANOTHER NOTCH.


OPIE, A TRUE SON OF THE SONS'... HE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE ULTIMATE WALKER SLAYER. 

HE WOULD TEAR THEM APART WITH HIS TEETH!


NEBRASKA, SEASON 2

DAVE TRIES TO PUMP RICK FOR INFO ON THE FARM...

"You don't know anything about us. You don't know what we had to go through out there, the things we've had to do. I bet you've had to do some of those things yourself. Am I right? 'Cause ain't nobody's hands clean in what's left of this world. We're all the same..."

—Dave to Rick Grimes

RICK LISTENS... HE IS NOT IMPRESSED, HE KNOWS THE DANGER.



TONY IS DAVE'S SIDEKICK...TONY IS DUMB.


"Don't tell me to calm down! Don't EVER tell me to calm down! I'll shoot you three assholes in the head and take your damn farm!"

—Tony to Rick Grimes 

TONY PISSES ON THE FLOOR, A DISPLAY OF BAD MANNERS. RICK KNOWS THE FAT MAN NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN...


RICK FEELS THE NEED TO SHOOT AND DAVE IS DUSTED.


BEHIND RICK, TONY GOES FOR IT WITH HIS SHOTGUN, NOT GOOD ENOUGH!  TWO SHOTS TO THE BODY,  ONE TO THE HEAD, THE FLOOR QUAKES AS TONY FALLS .



FOR SURE THE GREATEST SHOOTOUT IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA.  

GLENN?  THE PUSSY NEVER EVEN GOT A FINGER ON THE TRIGGER.

HOW ABOUT SOME OTHER STUFF...

PIRATE JERRY SAYS HI... http://pirateslair.net/newsletter.htm


ARRGH!!



CHOPPERDAVE SHOOTS EMILY PARKER




WALLY WORLD








BAD DAY IN THE GRASSLANDS


                                                 OUCH! TAKE THAT!!

IT'S ALL ABOUT GUN CONTROL!

GOT SOME ASSHOLES GIVING YOU SHIT?

ROLL WITH NEIGHBORHOOD CRIME WATCH AND A LITTLE GUN CONTROL!




AND DON'T FORGET YOUR FRIENDLY GREETING AT THE DOOR IF THEY SHOW-UP WITHOUT AN INVITE.




NICKY HAYDEN... MAN ON THE MOVE



HAYDEN... HONDA... WORLD SUPERBIKE... ALWAYS BE WATCHING!

2016 MOTO GP CALENDAR

CHECK THIS BULLSHIT OUT... THE EUROPEAN HATRED FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...

RoundDateGrand PrixVenue
120/03Qatar*Losail International Circuit
203/04ArgentinaTermas de Río Hondo
310/04AmericasCircuit Of The Americas
424/04SpainCircuito de Jerez
508/05FranceLe Mans
622/05ItalyAutodromo del Mugello
705/06CatalunyaBarcelona-Catalunya
826/06NetherlandsTT Circuit Assen
917/07GermanySachsenring
1014/08AustriaRed Bull Ring - Spielberg
1121/08Czech RepublicAutomotodrom Brno
1204/09Great BritainSilverstone Circuit
1311/09San Marino e della Riviera di RiminiMisano World Circuit Marco Simoncelli
1425/09AragonMotorLand Aragon
1516/10JapanTwin Ring Motegi
1623/10AustraliaPhillip Island
1730/10MalaysiaSepang International Circuit
1813/11ValenciaComunitat Valenciana - Ricardo Tormo

EVERY LOCATION IS IDENTIFIED AS A COUNTRY OR LOCAL REGION... BUT NOT THE UNITED STATES!

COTA IS IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, IN THE UNITES STATES OF AMERICA!

ARGENTINA IS IN SOUTH AMERICA... NOT THE AMERICAS?

I PAID THROUGH THE NOSE FOR THE MOTO GP VIDEOPASS. WENT TO USE IT ON THE I-PHONE BUT THAT APP IS ANOTHER $20 BUCKS, NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 

FIM AND DORNA HAVE  REDUCED "THE AMERICAS" TO ONE RACE. THEIR EXTORTED PRICE FOR A VENUE HAS COST THE UNITED STATES TWO RACES. SEARCH HARD AND LONG ENOUGH AND YOU WILL PROBABLY FIND THAT WE SOMEHOW PAID FOR THE ARGENTINA EVENT. OH WAIT... 3-2=1. I GOT IT!!!

AND NOW WE ARE "THE AMERICAS". WHAT DO THE EUROPEANS NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT OUR COUNTRY? WELL... THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE MUSLIM INVASION!

IF YOU TRAVEL TO SOUTH AMERICA AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS AN AMERICAN , THEY WILL CORRECT YOU AND SAY 'YOU ARE A NORTE AMERICANO'.

MAYBE FIM/DORNA WILL WAKE-UP AND REALIZE THE UNITED STATES HAS SHOWCASED THEIR SPORT WITH GREAT AMERICAN RIDERS AND HAS PROVIDED THE SPARK TO ENTERTAIN A FAN BASE IN THIS COUNTRY. 

NOW THE EUROPEANS EMBRACE SHORTTRACK RACING... STARTED IN THE UNITED STATES.

I WILL GIVE THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED WITH MY SUBSCRIPTION TO VIDEOPASS THIS UPCOMING SEASON. BUT WITH NO AMERICAN RIDERS AND A SINGLE RACE ON THE CALENDAR IN THE EARLY SPRING, I THINK MY ENJOYMENT OF THE SPORT IS ON THE WANE. EVEN VALENTINO ROSSI CAN'T KEEP ME LOCKED INTO THE SPORT, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE WENT BONKERS IN HIS SNIVELING TO THE PRESS. HAD HE NOT DONE THAT, HE WOULD HAVE HELD THE HIGH GROUND.



SINCE BEN SPIES, I HAVE NOT WATCHED WORLD SUPERBIKE RACING. 

BUT WITH NICKY HAYDEN... I'M AGAIN VERY INTERESTED. GO FIGURE.


NO SHIT SHERLOCK!



                                                                             
THE PROBLEM ....


They're not happy in Gaza ....
They're not happy in Egypt ...
They're not happy in Libya ......
They're not happy in Morocco ...
They're not happy in Iran .......
They're not happy in Iraq ...
They're not happy in Yemen .......
They're not happy in Afghanistan ....
They're not happy in Pakistan ......
They're not happy in Syria ...
They're not happy in Lebanon .....


SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?


They're happy in England ....
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in Australia ......
They're happy in France ...
They're happy in Italy ...
They're happy in Germany .....
They're happy in Sweden ...
They're happy in the USA .....
They're happy in Norway ...
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ....


Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!


AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?


Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.


THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!


AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!


Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey 

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!