WTF!! It's here again, the Annual Tiki Bar opening at Solomons Island. A crowd of thousands who start getting primed at noon, will trample each other for an excellent Mai Tai and the opportunity to be arrested for drunk driving by a hundred cops. Chicks will be pulling up their tops for beads and guys will get barfed out smashed. Only in America!
I've talked to people all over the USA who know... The Tiki Bar! Adventurers will take the work day off, others have parked their boat at the pier across the street a week before and will get pissed when the drunks try to get onboard!
The Tiki Bar... seating for 20, fall out of your chair and you will get run over in the street. It's a shack of a building that sold for millions, and pay a years worth of bills tonight alone.
Me? I will get zapped by radar and win another ticket when riding home from work on the Buell. Troopers like their radar and drunk drivers... Spring is here in Southern Maryland.
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