HANZO'S REVENGE

Friday, February 12, 2016

THE WALKING DEAD... COUNTDOWN TO SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 14TH

DEPUTY RICK GRIMES... ONE BAD MOFO!

RICK KILLS EVERYONE.

SOPHIA! DON'T COME OUT !!

I TOLD YOU!

RICK CARVES ANOTHER NOTCH.

OPIE, A TRUE SON OF THE SONS'... HE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE ULTIMATE WALKER SLAYER.

HE WOULD TEAR THEM APART WITH HIS TEETH!

NEBRASKA, SEASON 2

DAVE TRIES TO PUMP RICK FOR INFO ON THE FARM...

"You don't know anything about us. You don't know what we had to go through out there, the things we've had to do. I bet you've had to do some of those things yourself. Am I right? 'Cause ain't nobody's hands clean in what's left of this world. We're all the same..."

—Dave to Rick Grimes

RICK LISTENS... HE IS NOT IMPRESSED, HE KNOWS THE DANGER.

TONY IS DAVE'S SIDEKICK...TONY IS DUMB.

"Don't tell me to calm down! Don't EVER tell me to calm down! I'll shoot you three assholes in the head and take your damn farm!"

—Tony to Rick Grimes

TONY PISSES ON THE FLOOR, A DISPLAY OF BAD MANNERS. RICK KNOWS THE FAT MAN NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN...

RICK FEELS THE NEED TO SHOOT AND DAVE IS DUSTED.

BEHIND RICK, TONY GOES FOR IT WITH HIS SHOTGUN, NOT GOOD ENOUGH! TWO SHOTS TO THE BODY, ONE TO THE HEAD, THE FLOOR QUAKES AS TONY FALLS .

FOR SURE THE GREATEST SHOOTOUT IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA.

GLENN? THE PUSSY NEVER EVEN GOT A FINGER ON THE TRIGGER.

HOW ABOUT SOME OTHER STUFF...

PIRATE JERRY SAYS HI... http://pirateslair.net/newsletter.htm

ARRGH!!

CHOPPERDAVE SHOOTS EMILY PARKER

WALLY WORLD

BAD DAY IN THE GRASSLANDS

OUCH! TAKE THAT!!

IT'S ALL ABOUT GUN CONTROL!

GOT SOME ASSHOLES GIVING YOU SHIT?

ROLL WITH NEIGHBORHOOD CRIME WATCH AND A LITTLE GUN CONTROL!

AND DON'T FORGET YOUR FRIENDLY GREETING AT THE DOOR IF THEY SHOW-UP WITHOUT AN INVITE.

NICKY HAYDEN... MAN ON THE MOVE

HAYDEN... HONDA... WORLD SUPERBIKE... ALWAYS BE WATCHING!

2016 MOTO GP CALENDAR

CHECK THIS BULLSHIT OUT... THE EUROPEAN HATRED FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...

Round	Date	Grand Prix	Venue
1	20/03	Qatar*	Losail International Circuit
2	03/04	Argentina	Termas de Río Hondo
3	10/04	Americas	Circuit Of The Americas
4	24/04	Spain	Circuito de Jerez
5	08/05	France	Le Mans
6	22/05	Italy	Autodromo del Mugello
7	05/06	Catalunya	Barcelona-Catalunya
8	26/06	Netherlands	TT Circuit Assen
9	17/07	Germany	Sachsenring
10	14/08	Austria	Red Bull Ring - Spielberg
11	21/08	Czech Republic	Automotodrom Brno
12	04/09	Great Britain	Silverstone Circuit
13	11/09	San Marino e della Riviera di Rimini	Misano World Circuit Marco Simoncelli
14	25/09	Aragon	MotorLand Aragon
15	16/10	Japan	Twin Ring Motegi
16	23/10	Australia	Phillip Island
17	30/10	Malaysia	Sepang International Circuit
18	13/11	Valencia	Comunitat Valenciana - Ricardo Tormo

EVERY LOCATION IS IDENTIFIED AS A COUNTRY OR LOCAL REGION... BUT NOT THE UNITED STATES!

COTA IS IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, IN THE UNITES STATES OF AMERICA!

ARGENTINA IS IN SOUTH AMERICA... NOT THE AMERICAS?

I PAID THROUGH THE NOSE FOR THE MOTO GP VIDEOPASS. WENT TO USE IT ON THE I-PHONE BUT THAT APP IS ANOTHER $20 BUCKS, NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

FIM AND DORNA HAVE REDUCED "THE AMERICAS" TO ONE RACE. THEIR EXTORTED PRICE FOR A VENUE HAS COST THE UNITED STATES TWO RACES. SEARCH HARD AND LONG ENOUGH AND YOU WILL PROBABLY FIND THAT WE SOMEHOW PAID FOR THE ARGENTINA EVENT. OH WAIT... 3-2=1. I GOT IT!!!

AND NOW WE ARE "THE AMERICAS". WHAT DO THE EUROPEANS NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT OUR COUNTRY? WELL... THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE MUSLIM INVASION!

IF YOU TRAVEL TO SOUTH AMERICA AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS AN AMERICAN , THEY WILL CORRECT YOU AND SAY 'YOU ARE A NORTE AMERICANO'.

MAYBE FIM/DORNA WILL WAKE-UP AND REALIZE THE UNITED STATES HAS SHOWCASED THEIR SPORT WITH GREAT AMERICAN RIDERS AND HAS PROVIDED THE SPARK TO ENTERTAIN A FAN BASE IN THIS COUNTRY.

NOW THE EUROPEANS EMBRACE SHORTTRACK RACING... STARTED IN THE UNITED STATES.

I WILL GIVE THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED WITH MY SUBSCRIPTION TO VIDEOPASS THIS UPCOMING SEASON. BUT WITH NO AMERICAN RIDERS AND A SINGLE RACE ON THE CALENDAR IN THE EARLY SPRING, I THINK MY ENJOYMENT OF THE SPORT IS ON THE WANE. EVEN VALENTINO ROSSI CAN'T KEEP ME LOCKED INTO THE SPORT, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE WENT BONKERS IN HIS SNIVELING TO THE PRESS. HAD HE NOT DONE THAT, HE WOULD HAVE HELD THE HIGH GROUND.

SINCE BEN SPIES, I HAVE NOT WATCHED WORLD SUPERBIKE RACING.

BUT WITH NICKY HAYDEN... I'M AGAIN VERY INTERESTED. GO FIGURE.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

THE PROBLEM ....

They're not happy in Gaza ....
They're not happy in Egypt ...
They're not happy in Libya ......
They're not happy in Morocco ...
They're not happy in Iran .......
They're not happy in Iraq ...
They're not happy in Yemen .......
They're not happy in Afghanistan ....
They're not happy in Pakistan ......
They're not happy in Syria ...
They're not happy in Lebanon .....

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in England ....
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in Australia ......
They're happy in France ...
They're happy in Italy ...
They're happy in Germany .....
They're happy in Sweden ...
They're happy in the USA .....
They're happy in Norway ...
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ....

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!

Monday, January 25, 2016

THANK YOU JOHN KERRY FOR THE HUMILIATION...

"JERK-OFF JOHN" RELIVING HIS VIETNAM RIVERBOAT DAZE...

Saturday, January 23, 2016

2016 AMA FLATTRACK SCHEDULE... WTF!

Details about the remaining dates and any additional events will be released as soon as they are available.

2016 AMA Pro Flat Track Schedule:

March 10: DAYTONA Flat Track I - Daytona International Speedway, Daytona Beach, Fla.
March 11: DAYTONA Flat Track II - Daytona International Speedway, Daytona Beach, Fla.
April 9: Circuit of the Americas, Austin, Texas
May 14: Arizona Mile - Turf Paradise, Phoenix, Ariz.
May 21: Sacramento Mile - Cal Expo Fair, Sacramento, Calif.
May 29: Springfield Mile I - Illinois State Fairgrounds, Springfield, Ill.
June 18: Oklahoma City Mile - Remington Park, Oklahoma City, Okla.
June 25: Lima Half-Mile - Allen County Fairgrounds, Lima, Ohio
July 30: Charlotte Half-Mile - Charlotte Motor Speedway, Charlotte, N.C.
August 9: Sturgis Half-Mile - Black Hills Speedway, Rapid City, S.D.
August 14: Peoria TT - Peoria Motorcycle Club, Peoria, Ill.
August 20: TBA, New York State
September 4: Springfield Mile II - Illinois State Fairgrounds, Springfield, Ill.
September 17: TBA, Southern California
Early October: TBA, Northern California

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK!! THE AMA IS MISSING SEVERAL TRACKS WITH THE BEST SURFACES TO RIDE... THE INDY MILE AND THE HAGERSTOWN HALF MILE.

STUPID PROMOTER FUCKS... THEY CONTINUE TO TRY AND PROCURE TELEVISION AND INTERNET COVERAGE, BUT ARE NOT ACQUIRING THE TRACKS TO RIDE ON.

INSTEAD OF ALL THE GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP RAZORS WE EXPECT TO SEE, WE HAVE TO INCLUDE A BUNCH OF NON-CONTENDER WORLD CLASS PART-TIME SHORT TRACK RACERS.THAT'S THE AMA WITH THE EYE OFF THE BALL.

SURELY WE CAN DO BETTER... WELL MAYBE NOT. AFTER LOOKING AT THE FLATTRACK RACES SCHEDULED FOR 2016, OR SHOULD WE SAY. THE EVENTS NOT SCHEDULED. THEY CONTINUE TO STALL OUT IN ADVANCING THE SPORT IN THE USA.

LOOK! REAL FLATTRACK RACERS...

THE 2015 FINAL WAS A PISS POOR INDOOR TRACK DESIGNED WITH TWO HAIRPIN TURNS AND LOOKED LIKE A RUTTED OUT SAND PIT. THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE STANDS APPEARED TO BE FAMILY MEMBERS.

THE LAS VEGAS SUPER PRESTIGIO, WTF IS THAT? (I CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT). AN IMPORTED EUROPEAN LOSERS RACE IN MY OPINION WHICH WAS TO BE THE YEAR END GRAND FINALE FOR THE UNDECIDED 2015 AMA CHAMPIONSHIP.

"SUPER UNIMPRESSIVE WTF" SHORTTRACK RACING ADVERTISING...

LOOK! IT'S "MARKIE MOUTH" MARQUEZ OUT IN FRONT. NOT AN AMA GUY.

THEY HAVE NEW UPCOMING RIDING GEAR RULES TO MAKE FLATTRACKING LOOK LESS LIKE MOTOCROSSERS, BUT THE CLOTHES DON'T HELP WITHOUT A TRACK TO RIDE ON.

THE PROMOTERS COMBINED TWO RACING EVENTS IN ONE AND LEFT ME, A FAN, TOTALLY BORED AND UNIMPRESSED.

YEP. LOOKS LIKE MOTO CROSS TO ME!

Monday, January 18, 2016

GOODBYE HAJI MO FO

Saturday, January 16, 2016

A BFR .45/70!!!

GUN CONTROL... CONTROL THIS!!!

Saturday, January 9, 2016

CASEY STONER GETS BACK TO DUCATI

CASEY SHOWING HIS NOLAN HELMET FOR THE SUZUKA 8 HOUR ENDURANCE RACE.

THESE PHOTOS ARE A PAST PAINT SCHEME... NICE.

I HOPE HE GETS BACK TO MOTO GP AND KICKS ASS WITH A RED HOT DUCATI!

NEW AMA GRAND NATIONAL RULES... IT'S ABOUT TIME! SCREW MOTOCROSS!!

OLD SCHOOL FLATTRACKER PICS

SCOTT PARKER IN HIS EARLY DAYS... HUNGRY FOR THE FRONT!

DAVE HANSEN ON A KAWASAKI 750.

TEXAN CARROLL RESWEBER, AMA GRAND NATIONAL CHAMP, OLD SCHOOL

THIS LAST PHOTO IS A DAN MAHONEY MASTERPIECE.

HIS HOUSE IN MISSOURI WAS A TOTAL LOSS ALONG WITH HIS DIGITAL AND 35MM ARCHIVES, A LIFETIME'S WORTH OF MOTORCYCLE RACE PHOTOS. HIS RETIREMENT IS NOW TOAST. PEOPLE ARE BEING ASKED TO SEND HIM PHOTOS SO HE CAN REBUILD HIS PORTFOLIO.