HANZO'S REVENGE

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

NOT GSA...

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said Monday he regrets the cost to taxpayers for his weekend trips to his California home, but says it’s important “just to get your mind straight and your perspective straight.”

Panetta said he’d try to find some savings, with each round trip costing approximately $32,000.

OBUMMER GETS EDUCATED

WATCH THIS GREAT VIDEO...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h8O7V-WxWQ

Monday, April 16, 2012

ANDERS BEHRING BREIVEK... MASS MURDERER

BREIVEK AFTER PLANTING BOMB IN OSLO...

AFTER THE BOMB.

WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?

REMEMBER TO VOTE

VOTE... IF YOU CAN MAKE THROUGH THE DOOR!

DON'T TOUCH MY FIREARM...

Mitt Romney drew a warm reception from the National Rifle Assn. on Friday as he attacked President Obama for “employing every imaginable ruse and ploy” to restrict gun rights, which Romney pledged not to do if elected in November.

MESS WITH ME AND I'LL TURN BETTY WHITE LOOSE ON YA...

Friday, April 13, 2012

COW PIE POWER

President Obama’s Department of Agriculture (USDA) committed $5 million today to the construction of a “biogas anaerobic digester” that will use cow manure to heat an ethanol plant and create 15 permanent jobs.

ONE SMELLS AS BAD AS THE OTHER.

IT ONLY COST $333,000 TO SHOVEL UP EACH JOB!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

QATAR 2012

LORENZO TAKES IT.

READY TO RIDE

NICE PAINT

APACHE ACTION

Monday, April 9, 2012

JUNK MAIL

ALL SMOKED UP...

CATCH THIS VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rii1dS6aqPA&feature=player_embedded

HURRICANE IRENE, 9 MONTHS LATER

MY BACK HURTS.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

HOME RENOVATION... JUST ADD MONEY AND MORE MONEY!

OH YEAH, IT WAS SO PEACEFUL.

WHAT WAS I THINKING...

DONNIE GOING FOR IT.

DON IS ON IT!

THERE WENT THE LIVING ROOM.

WTF?

DRY ROT, MORE PLYWOOD, MORE MONEY!

SOME AREAS GOING BACK UP...

MAYBE THERE IS HOPE AND AN END IN SIGHT.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

DUCATI 999... OOHHH!

Friday, April 6, 2012

TRINK DAS WASSER NICHT!

A MEAL FIT FOR A LIBERAL!

GERMAN SPEAKING TOWN IN TEXAS

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there

is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road

noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the

rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:

"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht.

Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the

water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just

down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you.

Please speak in English."

The rancher replied in English: "Use both hands."

LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE

FUCK YOU LITTLE JOHNNY!

Lil' Johnny Meets Barack

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.
'That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your ass it's probably not an accident either."