PLAYING WITH THE BOSS

HOW 'BOUT SOME CATS...

WTF!  NO YOU CAN'T KEEP IT!

I'M "LITTLE G" AND WHEN I GROW UP...

CAT TV.

THAT ASHTON IS A TOUGH BASTARD! WHO NAMES A CAT ASHTON?

HARLEY GUYS LIKE IT ROUGH!

IT'S GONNA HURT!

DAMN BUMPERS!

SHOULD'A BOUGHT AN SUV!

SHOW ME THE OIL!

GARFIELD ON THE OIL  CRISIS A lot of  folks can't understand how we came   to  have an oil shortage here in our  country.  ~~~ Well, there's a very simple  answer.  ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil.  ~~~ We  just didn't know we were getting low.  ~~~ The reason for that  is purely geographical.  ~~~ Our OIL is located  in:  ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal   Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana  ~~~  Coastal Alabama  ~~~~  Coastal Mississippi  ~~~~ Coastal Texas  ~~~ North  Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania ~~~ And ~~~  Texas ~~~ Our dipsticks are located  in DC ~~~ Any Questions?  NO? Didn't think So

POTUS OR POS?

AIR FORCE ONE... SYMBOL OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST FREE NATION

SYMBOL OF A THIRD WORLD REFUGEE WHO CAN'T FIND HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE, AND WHEN HE DOES IT WILL PROBABLY LOOK FAKE.

APRIL 22nd, EARTH DAY, HE FLIES 3 DAYS FOR POLITICAL FUNDRAISING. USES 53,300 GALLONS OF KEROSENE FOR $180,000, WHAT WAS YOUR LAST FILL-UP? HOW'S THAT BICYCLE LOOKING?

YEP... THAT'S YOUR WHEELS HUNG UP AS HISTORICAL ART. SOCIALISM AT THE HANDS OF WANNA BE DICTATORS.

THE FINGER!

Leading the fight is U S Marine Gunnery Sgt. Michael Burghardt, known as 'Iron Mike' or just 'Gunny'. He is on his third tour in  Iraq . He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze Star for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour.    Then, on September 19, he got blown up.... He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed four  US Marines.. He chose not to wear the bulky bomb protection suit. 'You can't react to any sniper fire and you get tunnel-vision,' he explains. So, protected by just a helmet and standard-issue flak jacket, he began what bomb disposal officers term 'the longest walk', stepping gingerly into a 5 foot deep and 8 foot wide crater.    The earth shifted slightly and he saw a Senao base station with a wire leading from it.  He cut the wire and used his 7 inch knife to probe the ground.  'I found a piece of red detonating cord between my legs,' he says. 'That's when I knew I was screwed.' Realizing he had been sucked into a trap, Sgt Burghardt, 35, yelled at everyone to stay back. At that moment, an insurgent, probably watching through binoculars, pressed a button on his mobile phone to detonate the secondary device below the sergeant's feet  'A chill went up the back of my neck and then the bomb exploded,' he recalls. 'As I was in the air I remember thinking, 'I don't believe they got me...' I was just ticked off they were able to do it. Then I was lying on the road, not able to feel anything from the waist down.'   His fellow Marines cut off his trousers to see how badly he was hurt. None could believe his legs were still there 'My dad's aVietnam vet who's paralyzed from the waist down,' says Sgt Burghardt. 'I was lying there thinking I didn't want to be in a wheelchair next to my dad and for him to see me like that... They started to cut away my pants and I felt a real sharp pain and blood trickling down. Then I wiggled my toes and I thought, 'Good, I'm in business.'  As a stretcher was brought over, adrenaline and anger kicked in. 'I decided to walk to the helicopter. I wasn't going to let my team-mates see me being carried away on a stretcher.' He stood and gave the insurgents who had blown him up a one-fingered salute. 'I flipped them one.. It was like, 'OK, I lost that round but I'll be back next week.'    Copies of a photograph depicting his defiance, taken by Jeff Bundy for the Omaha World-Herald, adorn the walls of homes across America and that of Col John Gronski, the brigade commander in Ramadi, who has hailed the image as an exemplar of the warrior spirit.    Sgt Burghardt's injuries - burns and wounds to his legs and buttocks - kept him off duty for nearly a month and could have earned him a ticket home... But, like his father - who was awarded a Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts for being wounded in action in Vietnam - he stayed in Ramadi to engage in the battle against insurgents who are forever coming up with more ingenious ways of killing Americans.

FOOLS PARADISE

WOULD YOU BUY A CHEVY VOLT FROM THIS GUY?

WORLD'S GREATEST FRAUD ON THE USA.

GHADAFFY DUCK IS KICKING OBUMMER'S ASS!

RANDY RANDY!

RANDY MOORE, A  MOTORCYCLE GARAGE WOMAN,  

EVERY GARAGE NEEDS ONE. 

COWBOY SHIT

Cowboy at the Pearly Gates!
Got to love a real cowboy, we just don't make enough of these guys any more!!

Cowboy at the Pearly Gates! A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 

'Well, I can think of only one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the  Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'

BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!

JEREZ, SPAIN   2nd MOTO GP RACE

WET TRACK... ROSSI GOES IN HOT... TAKES OUT STONER, WHO MAY HAVE WON.

STONER APPRECIATES ROSSI'S TALENT!!

WELL, MAYBE NOT... 

HEAVY METAL

 PERFECT CRAFTSMANSHIP  HONDA CB FOUR

 ROYAL ENFIELD BULLET 350

 TOTALLY AWESOME ROYAL ENFIELD

 ROYAL ENFIELD... GIRLS GOTTA RIDE TOO!

CAFE SPORTSTER, A RIPPER!

VINCENT 1000... HOT!!

ALL PICS COURTESY OF ROCKET GARAGE.

FISH HEADS AND DUCK SOUP!!

Here's a car that will get you back and forth to work on the cheap.......   $600 for the car. 258 miles per gallon... Only a one seater however   Talk about cheap transportation....... Volkswagen's $600 car gets 258 mpg -- It looks like Ford, Chrysler and GM missed the boat again!

This $600 car is no toy and is ready to be released in China next year. The single seater aero car totes VW (Volkswagen) branding. Volkswagen did a lot of very highly protected testing of this car in  Germany , but it was not announced until now where the car would make it's first appearance. The car was introduced at the VW stockholders meeting as the most economical car in the world is presented.

The aero design proved essential to getting the desired result. The body is 3.47 meters long and just 1.25 meters wide, and a little over a meter high. The prototype was made completely of carbon fiber and is not painted to save weight. The power plant is a one cylinder diesel positioned ahead of the rear axle and combined with an automatic shift controlled by a knob in the interior.

The Most Economic Car in the World will be on sale next year: Better than Electric Car  � 258 miles/gallon: IPO 2010 in  Shanghai This is a single seated car  From conception to production: 3 years and the company is headquartered in Hamburg , Germany   .. Will be selling for 4000 Yuan, equivalent to US$ 600.. Gas tank capacity =  1.7 gallons  Speed = 62 � 74.6 Miles/hour Fuel efficiency = 258 miles/gallon Travel distance with a full tank = 404 miles

FUCK CHINA AND THE RICKSHAW THEY RODE IN ON! 

ROSSI RIDES... MOTO GP 2011

VALENTINO ROSSI AND DUCATI!

ROSSI AND BEN SPIES CORNERING @ 120+

ROSSI NEARLY FALLING OFF!!

NOW WATCH THIS VIDEO WITH A COUPLE OF REGULAR DUMBASSES...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPb46lc-

L98&feature=player_embedded

SECOND GUY FIXATES ON HIS PARTNER ALMOST RUNS HIM OVER... WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR.

STICK THIS...

FLATTRACKERS LIVE FOREVER.

OH MY GOODNESS!!

EVERY YOUNG BOY'S DREAM...

FIRST BLOOD PART 10

RONBO SLEPT AS LIBYA BURNED FROM HIS BOMBS!

MRS. RONBO BELIEVED IN PSYCIC POWERS!!

LIVIN THE LIFE @ 100

STILL TAKING LIBERALS OUT FROM THE GRAVE!!

CELEBRATING HIS 100TH BIRTHDAY.

BIG BLADES

EXCALIBUR 3, HANGING FROM THE ROOF OF THE HDVAR HAZY AIR MUSEUM AT DULLES, A P-51C TURNED AIR RACER. RECORD HOLDER FOR FASTEST PROPELLER DRIVEN TRANSATLANTIC CROSSING.

NOT DEAD YET!!

Cramp like pain in the left leg, back side of the calf. Doctor visit, trip to the ER... A super nice and good-looking-lady Ultra-Sound Tech says " I don't want to scare you, but you have a blood clot"

"What, me worry?"

2 hours later I'm driving home. Shooting myself up in the stomach with blood thinners, doing pills and going to work today.

"Hey Doc, what can't I do?"

"Don't run any marathons and don't cut yourself shaving... or you will bleed out and die."

If you see anymore postings... then I made it!

MADE ME LAUGH!

CRAZY COMMIES ON MOTORCYCLES

WATCH THIS GUY RIDE... HE WON'T BE AROUND LONG!

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/high_speed.html

JESUS HATES OBUMMER?

HOW CAN JESUS HATE OBUMMER? OH YEAH, SEEMS THERE WAS SOME SORT OF CRUSADE SEVERAL CENTURIES AGO... MUSLIMS VS CHRISTIANS.

GET USED TO HAVING YOUR ASS KICKED!

After defeating McKee, Volkmann was asked who he would like to fight next.Volkmann first requested Clay Guida, then said “Actually, Obama. He’s not too bright … Someone needs to knock some sense into that idiot. I just don’t like what Barack is doing.”

OUCH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

GET IT IN THE CAN?

GET IT IN THE CAN? CAN'T WAIT.  WATCH THIS VIDEO...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mV9NHuA3r4&feature=related

IT'S ALL ABOUT PACKIN'

LEADED OR UNLEADED?

GOT WOOD?

GONNA HURT YOU SO BAD! THEY'LL ALL WISH THEY  HAD LIFE JACKETS...

SAME HURT, DIFFERENT PIECE OF WOOD!! DANG, FORGOT MY LIFE JACKET...

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR YOUR LIFE JACKET...