LIBERALS ATTACK !!

LIBERALS ATTACK !!
LIBERALS ATTACK... THEY'LL KILL YOUR PETS! ACK! ACK!

CALL ME SNAKE

CALL ME SNAKE
ESCAPE TO NOWHERE... SNAKE!

Monday, August 20, 2012

FIRE BACK HOME

LOWER FOOTHILLS OF SHASTA AND TEHAMA COUNTIES IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. JUST 50 MILES FROM THE LARGEST PRIVATE AIR TANKER BASE IN THE USA... SORRY,  PUT OUT OF BUSINESS BY OBUMMER.

HISTORY CATCHING UP TO TODAY


SAY IT ISN'T SO JOE!

YOUR VICE PRESIDENT REPRESENTING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

WHAT A SMUG, SISSY, MAN-CHILD

 MY SHIT DOES NOT STINK...

THROWS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL...

AND NOW HIS FAVORITE MAGAZINE DOESN'T LIKE HIM... GO FIGURE.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHTON!

 4 YEARS OLD!

 ALWAYS TIME FOR A CATNAP...

 POUNDING ON LITTLE 'G'

ANOTHER NAP!

I PICKED HIM UP WHEN HE WAS 6 MONTHS OLD. ASHTON WAS HIS NAME, WHO WOULD NAME A LITTLE CAT ASHTON?! I NEVER GOT AROUND TO CHANGING IT.

SAMMY HALBERT WINS THE INDY MILE


SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE INDY MILE TOPS OFF THE INDY MOTO GP WEEKEND LIKE NOTHING ELSE!

PEDROSA SCORES AT INDY MOTO GP

 DANI WAS POLE SITTER, SET TRACK RECORD, GLORIED IN THE WIN!

 VALENTINO ROSSI, FINISHED SOMEWHERE. AT LEAST HE  DID NOT A NEED RIDE BACK TO PITS FROM NICKY!
NICKY HAD TO WATCH WITH A BROKEN RIGHT HAND, THE ONLY PERSON MORE BUMMED THAN ME FOR MISSING RACE.

QUEEN COBRA SPITTLE ATTACK!


WATCH AS THIS LIBERAL BITCH SHOWS BAD MANNERSS AND SPITS IN GRANNIES FACE!

SHARIA LAW... SOME CALIFORNIANS WANT IT

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR!


In March of this year, armed Islamic radicals, with ties to al Qaeda, took control of parts of northern Mali, including several towns.  Since the Islamic take over, Sharia law has been imposed and strictly enforced.  The results have been the cutting off of the hand of a thief, public whippings of couples deemed illegitimate along with people who drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes.  They have forbidden many youth from playing soccer or watching television.  One couple was accused of having relations without being married.  The sentence, which was promptly carried out was stoning to death.

Read more: http://godfatherpolitics.com/6653/sharia-law-is-not-a-threat-ask-the-residents-of-northern-mali/#ixzz241SxX26M

Saturday, August 18, 2012

CLOWNS, ALWAYS FUCKING AROUND

KENNY THE CLOWN


An iPad stolen from the home of the late Steve Jobs ended up in the hands of a professional clown who used the gadget to play the Pink Panther theme song and Michael Jackson classics.
Kenny the Clown, whose real name is Kenneth Kahn, said he was unwittingly given the Apple co-founder's device by a long-time friend, Kariem McFarlin, who he assumed didn't want it anymore.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189934/Kenneth-Kahn-Steve-Jobs-stolen-iPad-given-clown-used-play-Pink-Panther-song.html#ixzz23vCY1Ict

ATTACK OF THE OBUMMER NATION


JAY HAS BEEN MOOCHED!

insiders tell me The Tonight Show went  through ”downsizing” today and that 20 staffers lost their jobs. Others tell me the number is more like 25, and producers were forced to take pay cuts or lose their jobs. I’ve also learned that Jay Lenotook what is being described as a “tremendous” pay cut to “save as many people’s jobs as he could”. Leno’s Tonight Show is consistently the #1 late night talk show in both households and demographics, except for some anomalies when Leno does get beaten.

WORDS MEAN EVERYTHING


INDY... AND I'M NOT THERE

 INDIANAPOLIS MOTO GP... SITE OF MY ANNUAL VACATION.

 NICKY HAYDEN

BEN SPIES

COLIN EDWARDS

AND THE INDY MILE

KILLER WEATHER, TERRIFIC SIGHTS, SPECIAL MOMENTS AND I'M NOT THERE. ACTUALLY SICK TO MY STOMACH OVER IT! BUT TIMES BEING WHAT THEY ARE AND I SPENT A SHITLOAD OF $$$ ON THE HOUSE... NEXT YEAR FOR SURE!

LETTERS TO HOME


AWESOME, THE MIGHTY BUELL!!



RAZOR ACTION

KANSAS HALF MILE

WATCH THE VID...DON'T CRASH!

TIRED OF WAITING IN LINE?


 Unemployment rates rose in 44 U.S. states in July, the most states to show a monthly increase in more than three years and a reflection of weak hiring nationwide.

A GREAT DEAL FOR THOSE WHO SURVIVED... FOR US.



IT IS A SMALL GIFT FOR SUCH SACRIFICE.

HOW'S THAT OBUMMER DAY GOING FOR YOU?

GO AHEAD... POKE HIM IN THE EYE! SHE EXECUTIVE ORDERED HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER... THOSE POOR ILLEGALS WON'T GET ANY HELP FROM HER. 
TOUCHE DOUCHEBAG!




On Thursday’s edition of MSNBC’s The Cycle the group discussed Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney‘s assertion that President Obama should “take [his] campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago.” Co-host Touré saw what he believes to be explicit racial connotations beneath what Romney was saying, calling it the “niggerization” of the campaign.
“That really bothered me,” he said. “You notice he said anger twice. He’s really trying to use racial coding and access some really deep stereotypes about the angry black man. This is part of the playbook against Obama, the ‘otherization,’ he’s not like us.”
“I know it’s a heavy thing, I don’t say it lightly, but this is ‘niggerization,’” Touré said to the apparent shock of his co-panelists. “You are not one of us, you are like the scary black man who we’ve been trained to fear.”

THIS GUY IS SUCH A RACIST PUNK. HE THINKS HE CAN SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS BECAUSE ONLY A BLACK PERSON CAN SAY ANYTHING, BUT LET ANYONE ELSE SAY IT AND...  IT'S RACIST!!!
HE NEEDS HIS MAMA TO REMIND HIM OF TRUTH AND MANNERS.

Friday, August 17, 2012

STEVE FOR PRESIDENT!


STEVE SAYS... I LIKE RAY'S DYNA... THINK I'LL JUST TAKE IT!


PHOTO FROM THE MARS ROVER...


JOE BIDEN MUST HAVE BEEN SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF AGAIN.

I DON'T THINK HE LIKES OBUMMER


ATTA BOY, BOB!

THE DOCTOR IS IN THE HOUSE


Wednesday, August 15, 2012

WOW!


CATS AND EAGLES TOGETHER?

WATCH THE VIDEO...

GOOFY FUCKIN' LIARS...


SURFS UP!


ANOTHER HONDA 750



THEY DO CLEAN-UP WELL.

RUSSKIES IN HOMELAND WATERS!




SCARED? YOU SHOULD BE! THE AKULA CLASS SUBMARINE IS A U.S. OHIO CLASS BOOMER KILLER. THEY ARE VERY SILENT AND VERY DEADLY. FOUND TO BE CRUISING THE GULF OF MEXICO FOR A MONTH OR MORE UNDETECTED... VERY SCARY.

JUST A REMINDER THAT THE COMMANDER IN THIEVERY DOES NOT HAVE HIS EYE ON THE BALL WHEN IT COMES TO HOMELAND SECURITY.

PIRATES



A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. 
The captain says, "Cabin boy, get me my red shirt." 
So, he gets his red shirt and they victoriously battle the pirates. Several days later, they spot another pirate ship off the port bow. 
"Cabin boy," says the captain "get me my red shirt." 
They again battle the pirates and are victorious. 
Later when things had settled down, the cabin boy asks, "Captain, why do you always want your red shirt before battle?" 
The captain responds, "Well, in case I am wounded, I don't want the crew to see my injury and lose spirit." 
"I see," says the cabin boy. 
A few days later, they spot 20 pirate ships in the distance. 
The captain yells out, "Cabin boy, get me my brown pants."