A LITTLE SPANISH JOKE LINGO!

GRAB SOME PUSSY! WOMEN KNOW BETTER.

VOTD FROM JOE FOR AMERICA

THE SHED... PART 21

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU

AN EXORCISM PUT ON HOLD!

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY THAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?

I GOT YOUR PIECE OF SHIT PRIUS...

PLEASE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

REAL MEN PLAY HARMONICAS! JUST LISTEN...

JUST WATCH

http://www.wimp.com/harmonicacarnegie/

YOU DON'T PULL ON SUPERMAN'S CAPE...

LET'S GO BOWLING!

Bowling alley in Clearwater , FL is   Want to knock his teeth out? A bowling alley in Clearwater , Florida , Bowl-O-Bama, is doing record business despite a bad economy. The alley also reported a record number of 300 games. Since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game , including strikes in the warm-up frames. This alley also has the highest bowling league average in the country, with a 237.

       And that's the senior league.

TRY THIS...

HEADLESS VIDEO HERE...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&list=RD02-NzRMPsnC3s&feature=endscreen&v=xVrJ8DxECbg

THE LATEST RAGE IN JAPAN

PAINTED PANTS!

DAMN GOOD COMEBACK...

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.  He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...  Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'  A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'  Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'  A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'  Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'  A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'  Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'  A: 'Yes sir, we do!'  Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'  A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'  Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes, sir.'  Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'  A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

A BAR JOKE

A little guy walks into a bar and slips on some vomit. 

Minutes later a tough guy walks into the bar and slips on the vomit as well. 

The little guy says, "I just did that." The big guy then beats the little guy up.

CHECKING OUT THE ACTION!

TOO FUNNY TO CARE!

THE LEE HARVEY OSWALD BAND

OLD GEEZER KEPT ON ROLLING

 Can you believe the miles on this car???

One for the Books ! 
Man Owned & Drove Same Car for 82 YEARS.
Can you imagine having the same car for 82 years!?.
I guess it was no longer under warranty.
Mr. Allen Swift ( Springfield , MA.) received this 1928 Rolls-Royce Piccadilly P1          Roadster from his father, brand new - as a graduation gift in 1928. 
He drove it up until his death last year... at the age of 102!!! 
He was the oldest living owner of a car from new.
Just thought you'd like to see it. 
He donated it to a Springfield museum after his death. 
It has 1,070,000 miles on it, still runs like a Swiss watch, dead silent at any speed and is in perfect cosmetic condition. (82 years) 
That's approximately 13,049 miles per year...

PIRATES

A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. 
The captain says, "Cabin boy, get me my red shirt." 
So, he gets his red shirt and they victoriously battle the pirates. Several days later, they spot another pirate ship off the port bow. 
"Cabin boy," says the captain "get me my red shirt." 
They again battle the pirates and are victorious. 
Later when things had settled down, the cabin boy asks, "Captain, why do you always want your red shirt before battle?" 
The captain responds, "Well, in case I am wounded, I don't want the crew to see my injury and lose spirit." 
"I see," says the cabin boy. 
A few days later, they spot 20 pirate ships in the distance. 



The captain yells out, "Cabin boy, get me my brown pants."