MARLIN CAUGHT A BOAT!

THE FISHING BOAT ROLLED OVER. APPARENTLY GILLIGAN PUT IT IN REVERSE WITH TOO MUCH THROTTLE AND CASCADED WATER OVER THE FANTAIL. 

RUSSKIES IN HOMELAND WATERS!

SCARED? YOU SHOULD BE! THE AKULA CLASS SUBMARINE IS A U.S. OHIO CLASS BOOMER KILLER. THEY ARE VERY SILENT AND VERY DEADLY. FOUND TO BE CRUISING THE GULF OF MEXICO FOR A MONTH OR MORE UNDETECTED... VERY SCARY.

JUST A REMINDER THAT THE COMMANDER IN THIEVERY DOES NOT HAVE HIS EYE ON THE BALL WHEN IT COMES TO HOMELAND SECURITY.