SOME GREAT NEWS...HILLARY CRASHES!!!

1-2-3... OUT GO THE LIGHTS!

JUST STARE AT THIS FOR A WHILE, STOMPING GOOD FUN!

JUSTIN BIEBER... PUSSY

NO WONDER HE HAS SO MANY HATERS.

  RIDES A BIKE LIKE A GIRL. 

DAMN! LOOKS LIKE A GIRL... WITH HIS MOM.

PUNK GETS SOME JUSTICE

HE TAKES A GREAT VIDEO, WATCH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqZBeDW3rWY&feature=player_embedded

SAY IT ISN'T SO JOE!

YOUR VICE PRESIDENT REPRESENTING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

ZUCCOTTI ZOMBIES

A HEADSHOT WILL NOT KILL THEM, USE SOAP AND A FIRE HOSE!

DAWN OF THE ZUCCOTTIS!

CONGRESS BEWARE...

IF THOSE IDIOTS DON'T GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE... WERE GONNA HAVE TO SEND IN THE TROOPS!!!

AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK...

THEY BETTER SURRENDER OR SHE WILL HAVE TO FUCK 'EM UP!

IF NECESSARY, WE GOT REINFORCEMENTS!!

OUR SPECIAL FORCES ARE STANDING BY... DON'T PISS THESE BOYS OFF...

LEGISLATORS ARE TOUGH AS COCKROACHES, SO WE MAY HAVE TO CALL ON THE DOGS OF WAR TO FINISH 'EM OFF!!!

THERE! THE ECONOMY IS FIXED, CONGRESS WILL BE ON PERMANENT VACATION.

DUMB AND DUMMER

Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards'!

   

CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!

You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area.  For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.    A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado .  The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards.  'Times are hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families!' And these two guys are running our country, OMG!