LIBERALS ATTACK !!

LIBERALS ATTACK !!
LIBERALS ATTACK... THEY'LL KILL YOUR PETS! ACK! ACK!

CALL ME SNAKE

CALL ME SNAKE
ESCAPE TO NOWHERE... SNAKE!

Saturday, August 6, 2011

GARY NIXON... RIDER DOWN.

GARY NIXON, A RACER'S RIDER, IN THE SADDLE HIS WHOLE LIFE. HIS RIDING PALED THE YOUNGSTERS OF TODAY. I WAS 15, BACK-IN-THE-DAY, WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM  ON THE SAN JOSE MILE AND LATER ON THE 'OLD' SACRAMENTO MILE.

HE GAVE THE HARLEY LEGENDS HELL. HE RODE EVERYTHING, RACED WITH EVERYONE AND WAS A WORLD WIDE FACTORY 'SHOE'.  GARY PASSED AWAY AT AGE 70 THIS WEEK.

WHAT A BIKE FOR A KID!!

TOUGH COMPETITION AND HARD TRACKS.

HANGING EVERYTHING OUT!

2 TIME AMA NATIONAL #1.

FIRST BIKE TO LAP THE HOUSTON ASTRODOME SHORT TRACK.

BIKES TODAY CAN DO THIS WITHOUT THE RIDER... HARD BRAKING IN A TURN!!

NIXON WENT FROM DIRT TO THE PAVEMENT WORLD WIDE.

GIVING HIS TIME TO ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL RACER, NICKY HAYDEN.

GARY NIXON WAS TWO FISTED IN EVERYTHING HE DID!

REST-IN-PEACE RACER.

SURRENDER OE ELSE!


HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT... IT MAY BE WORTH IT.

DOWNGRADED...

USA,THE MIGHTY COUNTRY WITH THE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH TO SAVE THE FREE WORLD DURING WWll. THE COUNTRY THAT HAS FED THE WORLD YEAR AFTER YEAR. THE COUNTRY THAT CRIPPLED THE COLD WAR COMMIES.

AAA CREDIT RATING IS NOW DOWN THE DRAIN... ALL IS LOST BECAUSE OF THIS ALFRED E. NEWMAN LOOK-A-LIKE CHARACTER... THE ENEMY FROM WITHIN.

THIS THIEF HAS A TEA PARTY LESSON COMING,... SOON.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

A COUPLE OF THINGS I LIKE...

RED, RED, I WANT RED! AN AWESOME BEEZER!

BULTACOS WERE ALWAYS BADASS IN ANY KIND OF DIRT...

I THINK THIS PIC IS THE FINEST PIECE OF ART EVER MADE. IT PORTRAYS MANS EVERYDAY STRUGGLE TO GET AHEAD. THOSE FUCKING MARTIANS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO SPOIL THE PARTY!

2011 SACRAMENTO MILE

'AB'normal... YOU NEVER SEE A LINE-UP LIKE THIS AT A DIRT TRACK EVENT.

CHRIS CARR TOOK 2nd PLACE, THIS IS HIS RETIRING FAREWELL TOUR. IN THE LATE 90'S I TOOK MY NIECES TO THE SAC MILE... CARR DRAFTED PAST THE FAMOUS SCOT PARKER FOR THE BIG WIN.

I UNDERSTAND THIS WAS THE WINNER'S TROPHY!

GOOD LOOKIN...

NOT A BAD LOOKING SPORTSTER...

NOT A BAD LOOKIN ASS... FREE GIRLS WITH EVERY HARLEY PURCHASE!

Sunday, July 31, 2011

CONGRESS BEWARE...

IF THOSE IDIOTS DON'T GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE... WERE GONNA HAVE TO SEND IN THE TROOPS!!!

AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK...

THEY BETTER SURRENDER OR SHE WILL HAVE TO FUCK 'EM UP!

IF NECESSARY, WE GOT REINFORCEMENTS!!

OUR SPECIAL FORCES ARE STANDING BY... DON'T PISS THESE BOYS OFF...


LEGISLATORS ARE TOUGH AS COCKROACHES, SO WE MAY HAVE TO CALL ON THE DOGS OF WAR TO FINISH 'EM OFF!!!

THERE! THE ECONOMY IS FIXED, CONGRESS WILL BE ON PERMANENT VACATION.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

COWBOYS AND ALIENS AND OLIVIA!


I'M GONNA WATCH COWBOYS AND ALIENS JUST  TO  SEE HER! OLIVIA WILDE IS GREAT, GRITTY AND SEXYFUL.

TOO BAD SAM ELLIOT AND SCOTT GLEN AREN'T THE COWBOYS...

Friday, July 29, 2011

GOTTA BE BUILT FORD TOUGH


CRAZY IN THAILAND


ALIEN INTRUDER BUILT OUT OF SPARE STUFF.

WHAT A RIDE!!

KAWASAKI ZX-10R... DOING A TIRE TEST... USING A GYRO CAMERA... BUGS IN THE TEETH JUST WATCHING.

WATCH THIS VID

Saturday, July 23, 2011

LAGUNA SECA MOTO GP

LAGUNA SECA RACEWAY... YOU CAN SEE THE PACIFIC OCEAN AS YOU COOK IN THE CALIFORNIA SUN.

BEN SPIES, AN AMERICAN THAT MATTERS.

BEN BOSTROM, A CALIFORNIAN, GETS A FREE RIDE.

RIDING PARTNERS: JAVIN,  IN LEATHER;  VIRGIL, IN SHADES. JAVIN IS AT LAGUNA RIGHT NOW AND I'M NOT. NO EXCUSES, JUST 3000 MILES AWAY.

I WILL BE HEADING TO THE INDIANAPOLIS MOTO GP IN AUGUST. THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE I GOT FROM 4 DAYS OF SHOOTING LAST YEAR, I DELETED EVERYTHING ELSE. WRONG BUTTON, BLIND AS A BAT, SHOULDA WORE MY GLASSES! 

I WILL MAKE UP FOR IT THIS YEAR. ONLY WISH I WAS AT LAGUNA RATHER THAN INDY...

LAVERDA!!

It was the mid 80's, I was riding a Yamaha 750 triple.   There was a shop in my hometown, all I remember was this huge Italian rocket in the front window, a Laverda triple, ooohhhhhh! It was red and hauling the mail just sitting there. I knew all the American and Japanese bikes, this was my first visual on a European machine.

The cylinders are recognizable forever and that red paint... Back then the 1000's were like getting the chance to own a space shuttle. I kept coming back like a moth to a light bulb.

I knew I had to have that bike. Then I read a review, it was everything a performance motorcycle should be, except the vibration from the 3 cylinder engine. I knew about that, my Yamaha had the same thing. Poof!! There went that dream.

What a fool!! Regrets in life, yeah I got a few and that one is right at the top. 
POOF!!



DINNERS SERVED!

DON'T FORGET TO INVITE YOUR FRIENDS... COURTESY OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

CHICKEN SHIT!

YES, CHLORESTEROL KILLS CHICKENS TOO!

A BLAST FROM THE PAST!


THAILAND, 1973, OPERATION ROLLING THUNDER. I WAS IN THE NAVY FOR A YEAR AND 3 WEEKS... WHAT A TIME AND PLACE. I CAN STILL FEEL THE HEAT AND HUMIDITY, THE AIR HAD A SMELL, B-52'S FILLED THE OTHER SIDE OF THE AIRFIELD. WE WERE AT WAR AND WATER SKIING IN A NEAR-BY LAGOON..

WHEN IT WAS ALL SIMPLER...

San Jose 1/2 Mile 1968. Dick goes to work on his ultra-light Gold Star Special. Look at the three rail birds ,they're just delighted to see Bugsy giving it everything he's got.



A BAD NEWS BEAR CRAWLS FROM THE GUTTER.


THE EYES ARE ON YOU...

THE HAND WANTS ...

HE FEELS LIKE YOU DO NOT LIKE HIM...

HE KNOWS WE AMERICANS WILL NOT LAY DOWN!

Friday, July 15, 2011

TAZE ME BRO!

WATCH THIS VIDEO... YOU'LL WANT TO SCARF UP A TAZER AND PATROL WALMART, LOOKING FOR WACKOS TO ZAP!!


Wednesday, July 13, 2011

FEARLESS LEADER


LINE-UP FOR THE MARCH TO HELL COMRADES, LED BY THE 'FIRST LIAR'

I'M GOING TO BE A TATTOO ARTIST...


I WENT TO THE EYE DOCTOR, HE SAID I NEEDED TO EXERCISE MY EYEBALLS TO IMPROVE THE FOCUS. I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.

Monday, July 4, 2011