RJ ANDERSON AND HIS RZR

KID ROCK... ROCKIN'

SEEING DOUBLE

POWER TO THE OLD FARTS@!

Drafting Guys Over 60  I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists.  You can't be older than 42 to join the military.  They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.  For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier.  'My back hurts!  I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am.  Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell.  Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.  If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them.  In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food.  We've also developed an appreciation for guns.  We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.  Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way. Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them. HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes?? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night! Send this to all of your senior friends... it's in big  type so they can read it.

INCOMING TOW... YOU ARE GONNA DIE

MIGHTYKACY

ENJOY!

MICKEY ROONEY PASSES, AT 93 YEARS OF LIVING

MICKEY ROONEY WAS THE SMARTEST TEENAGER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN HE PLAYED ANDREW HARDY IN THE GREAT MOVIES OF YESTERYEAR.

HE WAS MARRIED 8 TIMES AND STARRED IN FILMS UP TO THE LAST YEARS OF HIS LIFE, AND HE ENJOYED IT ALL!

THE LIBERAL NEWS ANCHORS LAMENTED THE DEATH OF ANDREW, ANDY ROONEY! THEY CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT.

A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY SHOWED A WW2 PHOTO OF HIMSELF, THE PILOT OF A J-3 CUB AND ROONEY, AS HE WAS FLOWN AROUND EUROPE IN SUPPORT OF OUR TROOPS. THANK YOU MICKEY ROONEY!

JANE RICHARD... YOUNG AMERICAN

THIS Belongs on the Cover of Rolling Stone

Posted on March 23, 2014

Evil people should be forced to see this and know that they can’t win.
Check it out:

I’m usually not tremendously affected by the news. I’ve been around for a while and I’ve seen a lot of images come across my screen. But when I saw a photo today of a little 8 year old girl smiling bravely while standing on her new prosthetic leg, my eyes welled up when I realized it was Jane Richard, the little girl who had her leg blown off while attending the Boston Marathon about a year ago.

When I was reminded that this little angel also lost her little brother that day, I was completely overcome with emotion for her and her family. I will not mention the name of the person responsible for committing the evil act that destroyed Jane’s childhood that day, and I will not even refer to him by any of the nicknames the media uses for him.

I will, however, mention the names of the rags that featured glamor shots of him on their covers. Rolling Stone in August of 2013. The New York Times on May 5, 2013. Now, any American with any sense knows that those publications are nothing but communist propaganda, and I’ve already heard all the twisted logic and justification from every degenerate from every gutter in America, so stuff it.

Read more at http://conservativebyte.com/2014/03/belongs-cover-rolling-stone/#iY7FO5Uyk4fS5tfr.99

TED CRUZ IS THE MAN!

MEET THE CRUZER... A TRUE CONSERVATIVE!

PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

CIVIL WAR MUSIC

LINCOLN AND LIBERTY

PERFORMED BY THE 97TH REGIMENTAL STRING BAND

BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC

PERFORMED BY ROBERT SHAW CHORALE

DALE EARNHARDT JUNIOR KICKS ASS AT DAYTONA!

WHO DOESN'T REMEMBER SHIRLEY TEMPLE... YOU KNOW SHE WENT TO HEAVEN

MIKE ROWE...A GREAT AMERICAN

Last night during the Olympics, a commercial started running called “I Am a Factory.” It’s part of a larger campaign sponsored by Walmart, called “Work Is a Beautiful Thing.” The commercial features real people doing real work in real factories all across America. It’s not very glamorous, but it’s honest and authentic, and I was honored to narrate it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OQcoDQq3-o

Today, I see that some people are calling for my head. Other’s want me to run for office. And some have demanded the surgical removal of my vocal cords. What better way to spend a rainy Sunday than by responding to a few?

Let’s start with Kevin Groce.

“Mike - Walmart was the last thing I would ever think you would do anything for! Why?

Hi Kevin,

That’s easy. Walmart has committed to purchase 250 billion dollars of American made products over the next decade. In essence, that’s a purchase order made out to the USA for a quarter of a trillion dollars. That means dozens of American factories are going to reopen all over the country. Millions of dollars will pour straight into local economies, and hundreds of thousands of new manufacturing positions will need to be filled. That’s a massive undertaking packed with enormous challenges, and I want to help. I want to see them succeed. Don’t you? Honestly Kevin, who gives a crap about your feelings toward Walmart? Who gives a crap about mine? Isn’t this the kind of initiative we can all get behind?

Read more at http://eaglerising.com/4630/mike-rowe-defends-wal-mart-unions/#hwwHHlxzMVTWcgEw.99

F-35'S OVER THE CHESAPEAKE BAY

JOINT STRIKE FIGHTER, F-35 OVER THE CHESAPEAKE BAY

C-130 TOWING JSF F-35'S

THE JOINT STRIKE FIGHTER SUPPORTED,  ON 7 DAYS A WEEK AT NAVAL AIR TEST CENTER PATUXENT RIVER.

F-35 JOINT STRIKE FIGHTER

SUCKING UP SOME JP-5 JET FUEL FROM THE MIGHTY KC-130R OVER THE CHESAPEAKE BAY.

NOW JUST HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

LAST WEEK IT WAS ABOUT +11 FAHRENHEIT. THIS IS THE CATS WATERBOWL. AND IT WAS PARTIALLY COVERED BY A CARDBOARD BOX. WHEN I CHECKED IT OUT IN THE MORNING, THIS IS WHAT I SAW.

NO WATER DRIPPED DOWN ON IT TO FORM A STALAGMITE.  I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED...