LIBERALS ATTACK !!
LIBERALS ATTACK... THEY'LL KILL YOUR PETS! ACK! ACK!
CALL ME SNAKE
ESCAPE TO NOWHERE... SNAKE!
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
RAZORS, WHEN I WAS YOUNG...
BART MARKEL... HE WAS TOUGH ON THE TRACK!
MERT LAWILL, WATCH HIM "ON ANY SUNDAY"
Thursday, December 19, 2013
SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, MEAN WHAT YOU SAY!
FREEDOM OF SPEECH... SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
“It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
LITTLE PINHEAD SOCIALIST NEEDS TO BE CORRECTED!
John Podesta, who last week was named as a senior adviser to President Barack Obama, apologized Wednesday morning after being quoted as comparing House Republicans to cult followers of Jim Jones.
In an interview earlier this fall — part of which was published in a lengthy Politico Magazine profile — Podesta said that Obama and his advisers should look to work around Congress for the rest of his second term. He suggested that Congress was uncooperative — and then compared the House to members of the cult that committed mass suicide in 1978.
"They should focus on executive action, given that they are facing a second term against a cult worthy of Jonestown in charge of one of the houses of Congress," Podesta said.
House Speaker John Boehner's office quickly ripped the comments.
"For those who’ve forgotten, a Democratic member of Congress was murdered in Jonestown and a current one, Rep. Jackie Speier, was shot five times during the same incident," Boehner spokesman Brendan Buck said in a statement.
"If this is the attitude of the new White House, it’s hard to see how the president gets anything done again."
Later Wednesday morning, Podesta apologized on Twitter.
TELL THAT TO HARRY... DIRTY HARRY!!
IN ALL THIS EXCITEMENT I LOST COUNT...
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Monday, December 16, 2013
BAD TIMMY!!
Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, are fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones
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Dear Timmy,
Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
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Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the "Naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jab at my weight, coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year, is a bit trite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones
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Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up your complexion which looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus
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Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into it. Now you're just disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
T-Bone
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Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
S Clizzy
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Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Timmy
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Timmy,
That's what I thought you little bastard.
Santa
OBUMMER FOOLERY
Obamacare Exchange ‘Mistakenly Debting Bank Accounts’
Check it out:
For the second week in a row, the Washington Healthplanfinder website is down, and it’s causing problems for people who are dealing with billing issues. Some of them say the website is mistakenly debiting their accounts.
Shannon Bruner of Indianola logged on to her checking account Monday morning, and found she was almost 800 dollars in the negative.
“The first thing I thought was, ‘I got screwed,’” she said.
The Bruners enrolled for insurance on the Washington Healthplanfinder website, last October. They say they selected the bill pay date to be December 24th. Instead the Washington Healthplanfinder drafted the 835 dollar premium Monday.
Read more at http://conservativebyte.com/2013/12/obamacare-exchange-mistakenly-debting-bank-accounts/#yp91Aupet2SO8DxW.99
JUST CLOWNING AROUND...
Inspired by Time Magazine’s well-known list, Sedalia, Missouri now has its own Person of the Year Award and the 2013 competition isn’t even close.
There are seven nominees but the man who brought national attention to the Missouri State Fair this summer is running away with more than half of the votes.
Tuffy Gessling, better known as Tuffy the Clown, is a rodeo clown who wore a mask of President Obama at the fair, asking those in the crowd if they wanted to see the president gored by a bull.
The Sedalia Person of the Year is the idea of KIX 105.7 disc jockey Rob Edwards. Edwards says Person of the Year titles are not necessarily about the nice guys, they belong to those who had the biggest impact and Tuffy fit the bill.
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
I WOULD BE SMILING TOO!
Italian television star Simona Ventura. What an incredible coincidence that she's doing the personal naval observatory stuff with so many photographers around.
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DUMPED THE TV STAR FOR A MOTORCYCLE!
TSA STOPPING TERRORISTS... ONE SOCKMONKEY AT A TIME!
TSA agents in St. Louis, Missouri, disarmed Rooster Monkburn, a cowboy sock money, of his two-inch toy gun after a woman brought the stuffed monkey through security. Agents said that it posed a threat because it could be confused for a real gun, according to local reports.
“[The agent] said ‘this is a gun,’” said Phyllis May, recounting the experience to fly back to her home in Washington state. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”
May, who has a small business selling sock monkeys, was also questioned for bringing the sewing supplies she uses to make the stuffed animals in her carry-on bag. TSA agents told her they would have to confiscate the miniature firearm and call the police, although Washington’s KING-TV reports that the TSA never did call the authorities. May’s sewing supplies were ultimately returned to her.
“Rooster Monkburn has been disarmed so I’m sure everyone on the plane was safe,” May quipped. “I understand [the TSA agent] was doing her job but at some point doesn’t common sense prevail?”
May had named the disarmed monkey Rooster Monkburn after Rooster Cogburn, John Wayne’s character in the film True Grit.
Monday, December 9, 2013
I REMEMBER BACK WHEN...
WHEN THE CHARGERS FIRST CAME OUT, I SAW ONE AT THE TIRE SHOP WITH THESE AWESOME WIDE BFG'S AND I KNEW I HAD TO GET THE RIGHT CAR AND GET THEM MOUNTED UP...
HERE HE IS! 1972 GMC SPRINT... I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, " I SHOULD HAVE KEPT IT..." YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE YOUR REGRETS TO APPRECIATE THOSE SPECIAL PEOPLE, PLACES AND THINGS YOU GET TO ENJOY IN THE TIME YOU HAVE.
Friday, December 6, 2013
Thursday, December 5, 2013
HOLY SHIT!! JORGE LORENZO'S PAD... WELL DESERVED!
THIS JUST IN FROM: SUPERBIKE PLANET.COM...
best are the blessed and blessed are the best--teenage fan club
by staff
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
| The 'Cribs'-style tour of Spanish MotoGP star Jorge Lorenzo's home was pulled from YouTube. image by byte grabber |
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The video showed Lorenzo's home as an opulent mansion with a multi-level pool and a garage full of expensive cars.
While certainly very nice and certainly luxurious, Lorenzo's home didn't look vastly different from the homes of Casey Stoner, or American John Kocinski, the latter who once had his Beverly Hills home featured in Architectural Digest magazine.
Spanish sources suggest that fans began to lash out at Lorenzo over the video, with a point being made that Lorenzo was showing off his opulent home in a country where the unemployment rate is above 26% and tipping over 45% in some age ranges. A recent NPR story reported that furniture maker IKEA received over 20,000 applications for 400 positions they advertised when opening a new store in Valencia.
The video was pulled with no official explanation.
Jorge Lorenzo is unquestionably one of the three best motorcycle racers in the world. He's won the MotoGP world championship twice. With that sort of skill and accomplishment, his exposure as a sportsman is enormous; as a result of that he is well paid by both Yamaha and Monster. His market value, regardless of the unemployment rate in Spain, is equitable with Marc Marquez, Dani Pedrosa and Valentino Rossi.
After watching Lorenzo flick a MotoGP bike into a fast corner on cold tires, or hunt down a Honda in the final laps of a race it's hard to walk away and feel he is somehow overpaid or hasn't earned a rock star-level home. As one of the few Rossi teammates who have mopped the garage floor with the Italian, Lorenzo is, if anything, underpaid.
ANOTHER SOLDIER OF COMMUNISM SUCCUMBS...
The Crimes of Terrorist Nelson Mandela
Read here the crimes of the clever terrorist Nelson Mandela (most have never heard of, denied the opportunity by the treacherous liberal media) and understand why Amnesty International never accepted him as a political prisoner. Even as the world finally woke up to how wicked Winnie Mandela is, we must face reality about how dangerous and deceitful Nelson Mandela has been.
Read here the crimes of the clever terrorist Nelson Mandela (most have never heard of, denied the opportunity by the treacherous liberal media) and understand why Amnesty International never accepted him as a political prisoner. Even as the world finally woke up to how wicked Winnie Mandela is, we must face reality about how dangerous and deceitful Nelson Mandela has been.
The fact is that even Amnesty International refused to take on Nelson Mandela’s case because they asserted that he was no political prisoner but had committed numerous violent crimes and had had a fair trial and a reasonable sentence.
Nelson Mandela was the head of UmKhonto we Sizwe, (MK), the terrorist wing of the ANC and South African Communist Party.
He had pleaded guilty to 156 acts of public violence including mobilizing terrorist bombing campaigns, which planted bombs in public places, including the Johannesburg railway station. Many innocent people, including women and children, were killed by Nelson Mandela’s MK terrorists.
South African President P.W. Botha had, on a number of occasions, offered Nelson Mandela freedom from prison, if he would only renounce terrorist violence. This Mandela refused to do. – Invictus Idolatry
* The full list of munitions and charges read as follows:
• One count under the South African Suppression of Communism Act No. 44 of 1950, charging that the accused committed acts calculated to further the achievement of the objective of communism;
• One count of contravening the South African Criminal Law Act (1953), which prohibits any person from soliciting or receiving any money or articles for the purpose of achieving organized defiance of laws and country; and
• Two counts of sabotage, committing or aiding or procuring the commission of the following acts:
1) The further recruitment of persons for instruction and training, both within and outside the Republic of South Africa, in:
(a) the preparation, manufacture and use of explosives—for the purpose of committing acts of violence and destruction in the aforesaid Republic, (the preparation and manufacture of explosives, according to evidence submitted, included 210,000 hand grenades, 48,000 anti-personnel mines, 1,500 time devices, 144 tons of ammonium nitrate, 21.6 tons of aluminum powder and a ton of black powder);
(b) the art of warfare, including guerrilla warfare, and military training generally for the purpose in the aforesaid Republic;
(ii) Further acts of violence and destruction, (this includes 193 counts of terrorism committed between 1961 and 1963);
(iii) Acts of guerrilla warfare in the aforesaid Republic;
(iv) Acts of assistance to military units of foreign countries when involving the aforesaid Republic;
(v) Acts of participation in a violent revolution in the aforesaid Republic, whereby the accused, injured, damaged, destroyed, rendered useless or unserviceable, put out of action, obstructed, with or endangered:
(a) the health or safety of the public;
(b) the maintenance of law and order;
(b) the maintenance of law and order;
(c) the supply and distribution of light, power or fuel;
(d) postal, telephone or telegraph installations;
(e) the free movement of traffic on land; and
(f) the property, movable or immovable, of other persons or of the state.
(d) postal, telephone or telegraph installations;
(e) the free movement of traffic on land; and
(f) the property, movable or immovable, of other persons or of the state.
Source: The State v. Nelson Mandela et al, Supreme Court of South Africa, Transvaal Provincial Division, 1963-1964, Indictment.
For further information, watch and/or read
INVICTUS IDOLATRY
Read more at http://joeforamerica.com/2013/12/mandela-hero-marxist-terrorist/#XWsvTi4kzx0PWWud.99
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Monday, December 2, 2013
I CAN'T BE THERE... IT IS SIDEBURN DAY!
LET'S MAKE IT A SIDEBURN DAY...
NEED A SHIRT?
HOW ABOUT A BIKE RACE... @ DIRT QUAKE!
MAYBE A SCARF?
OK, IT'S TIME FOR A NEW HELMET...
GO TO SIDEBURN.COM AND GET IT TOGETHER!
BANANA REPUBLIC WANNA BE DICTATOR... WEAK!
THE LEADER OF THE MOST POWERFUL AND FREE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BOWS TO THE MINORITY RULING FAMILY IN SAUDI ARABIA... WHAT NEXT, IRAN?
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
HE'S A COP WITH A GUN AND A BAD ATTITUDE AND HE HAS YOUR KIDS!
Father Arrested for Acting Like a Father in School: What is Your Decision, Crossville?
Read more at http://politicaloutcast.com/2013/11/father-arrested-acting-like-father-school-decision-crossville/#Ec1zB2mT7izcMSt2.99
Read more at http://politicaloutcast.com/2013/11/father-arrested-acting-like-father-school-decision-crossville/#Ec1zB2mT7izcMSt2.99
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
OREGON WHACK-JOB PHOTO OF THE DAY
Knockout: Grown Man Takes Revenge on Wrong Child After Son Hurt in Football Game
LAKESIDE, Oregon - A Lakeside man knocked a 13-year-old boy unconscious after his son, 10, was elbowed in the face playing football with a group of kids at a city park, according to the Coos County Sheriff's Office.
The incident took place in late October when the man's 10-year-old son was was elbowed in the face during a play and then went home and told his father. His father, identified by police as 34-year-old Mark Andrew Colton, allegedly returned to the field and demanded to know who had hit his son.
According to deputies, a 13-year-old boy who was not responsible for the hit spoke up. That's when officials say Colton struck him in the temple, knocking him unconscious. The boy was taken to a nearby hospital where he was treated for a concussion.
According to deputies, a 13-year-old boy who was not responsible for the hit spoke up. That's when officials say Colton struck him in the temple, knocking him unconscious. The boy was taken to a nearby hospital where he was treated for a concussion.
Colton was arrested on Saturday and charged with second degree assault. He was taken to the Coos County Jail and held on $25,000 bail.
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