NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT!

THIS IS HOW DUMBASSES DIE!

HERE WE GO AGAIN...

LIFEJACKETS DO SAVE LIVES, BUT...

SAFETY FIRST... FOR IDIOTS!

THEY FORGOT THEIR LIFEJACKETS!!

WHAT THE HELL IS HANGING ON THE HANDLEBARS... A HELMET? MUST BE A SHRINERS PARADE.

REMEMBER THESE GUYS?

LIFE JACKETS DO SAVE LIVES! 

FREEDOM FIGHTERS KNOW SAFETY!

GOT WOOD?

GONNA HURT YOU SO BAD! THEY'LL ALL WISH THEY  HAD LIFE JACKETS...

SAME HURT, DIFFERENT PIECE OF WOOD!! DANG, FORGOT MY LIFE JACKET...

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR YOUR LIFE JACKET...

UNIVERSAL SOLDIER CLOWNS

GIVES A NEW MEANING TO "DUST OFF".

WAR FAIRY...

RETURN OF BULLET PROOF... DUMBASSES

CAMOFLAGE RED... THE COLOR OF WAR!!

BULLET PROOF... DUMBASSES.

Where do they get such men?