ATOMIC POWER... AI INVASION!!

LET'S JUST GET IT OVERWITH, TAKE THE PILL AND TURN THE WORLD OVER TO THE MACHINES.

CREEDENCE GIVEN TO THE DREAMERS. MAN VS. MACHINE... MAN LOSES!!

US Presidential hopeful Zoltan Istvan, a Third Party candidate in the race to become America’s next leader, has warned that the development of AI is going to have the biggest impact on humanity that has ever been.

Scientists across the globe have been frantically working on the development of artificial intelligence, which would see machines or software expressing intelligence on par with humans.

Many have warned on the perils of developing machines that are as capable as us, as it could realistically make humans obsolete as they could take our jobs, and eventually see us as more of a hindrance.

Mr Istvan, a transhumanist – a movement that wants to use science and technology to radically change the human being and the human experience by merging our bodies with machine – and futurist, share similar worries. 

I WATCHED STAR TREK WHEN PLAYING IN THE DUMBASS YOUNG TEENAGER WORLD...

TRANSHUMANIST! WTF IS A TRANSHUMANIST??

SO THESE PEOPLE HAVE SKIPPED THE INFORMATIVE YEARS AND BYPASSING "GO"  GIVING-UP THE HUMAN FACTOR FOR THE WONDERFULLY FRIGHTENING AI TECHNOLOGY. WAIT,  THAT TECHNOLOGY IS TOTALLY CONTROLLED BY MAN HIMSELF.

SURRENDER BEFORE WE EVEN GO TO WAR. JOHN CONNOR IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN... YET!

HICCUPS CAN KILL!!!

The first ever death in an autonomous car happened in May this year, the US road safety administration revealed yesterday. A man was killed after his Tesla, operating in Autopilot mode, hit an articulated lorry. The accident has cast doubt over the safety of the technology, but the baby should not be thrown out with the bathwater, say experts.

Joshua Brown was driving along a Florida highway in a Tesla Model S that had been switched to Autopilot mode, when a lorry joined the road from a cross street. Unable to distinguish the white truck against the brightly lit sky, the self-driving system failed to apply the brakes.

In a press release, Tesla said the incident was a tragic loss, but noted that it was the first fatality in 130 million miles of Autopilot driving. The company compared that to regular driving, which incurs one fatality per 94 million miles in the US.

Tesla also stressed that the self-driving feature is still in the beta testing phase, and is only designed to be semi-autonomous. Drivers are instructed to keep their hands on the steering wheel in case of a software hiccup.

IT'S OK... JUST A HICCUP AND A MAN DIES!!  

GET READY! WE WILL BE USING KEVLAR UMBRELLAS TO SHIELD OURSELVES FROM FLYING ROTOR BLADES AND BODY PARTS STREAMING FROM THE SKIES!!!

Sorry, But the FAA Has Decided Your 'Uber for Planes' Idea Can't Fly

The Federal Aviation Authority has shoved your Uber for planes idea back into the hangar. Yesterday, it ruled that it has banned pilots from "publicly offering seats on their planes in exchange for gas money,"