LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?!

PAY ATTENTION... PUTIN GOES AFTER THE UKRAINE. OBUMMER AND KERRY THREATEN LIKE LITTLE GIRLS. IT IS GOING TO GET BAD AND THAT WORTHLESS LOSER IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS GOING TO BE TAKING NOTES... "CAN I DO THAT HERE IN MY MUSLIM AMERICA?" 

PUTIN IS GOING TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER

Russia has reportedly given Ukrainian forces in Crimea a deadline of 3am on Tuesday to surrender or face military action after troops seized key strategic sites in the peninsula.

:: Russia Says China Is Largely "In Agreement" Over Ukraine

The ultimatum came from Alexander Vitko, commander of Russia's Black Sea Fleet, which has a base in Crimea where Russian forces are now in control.

According to Russia's Interfax agency, it reads: "If they do not surrender before 5am (3am UK time) tomorrow, a real assault will be started against units and divisions of the armed forces across Crimea."

But in a conflicting report, Interfax quoted an official representative for the Russian Ministry of Defence as saying the ultimatum was "total nonsense".

WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN OBUMMER COMES KNOCKING?

EUROPEANS... WHAT WILL YOU DO?

JIHAD JERK-OFFS

APACHE CLIPS IS NOT ALL BLOOD AND GUTS.

THE AMERICAN MILITARY MAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS FIGHTING FOR.

THEY WANT SOME WAR...

LOOK UP ASSHOLES, YOU JUST MIGHT SEE THE DRONE THAT JUST LAUNCHED ON YOU!

WATCH WHERE YOU TAKE A VACATION

ANTI IRANIAN FORCES

THIRTY COUNTRIES JOINED FORCES TO PERFORM A MINESWEEPER EXERCISE PREPARING TO KEEP THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ CLEAR. IRAN WILL PERISH IF THE TRY TO CLOSE THE STRAIGHTS.

REAL WAR LOOMING

HEIGHTENING TENSIONS BETWEEN CHINA AND JAPAN...