GIVE ME MORE POWER SCOTTY

 AYE CAPTAIN, I'M GIVING IT ALL I CAN!

AS THE KLINGONS SWARM IN...

NOT DEAD YET!!

Cramp like pain in the left leg, back side of the calf. Doctor visit, trip to the ER... A super nice and good-looking-lady Ultra-Sound Tech says " I don't want to scare you, but you have a blood clot"

"What, me worry?"

2 hours later I'm driving home. Shooting myself up in the stomach with blood thinners, doing pills and going to work today.

"Hey Doc, what can't I do?"

"Don't run any marathons and don't cut yourself shaving... or you will bleed out and die."

If you see anymore postings... then I made it!