RAZORS AT WORK!

DON CASTRO AND GARY SCOTT, SO DAMN AWESOME!

IT'S GOING DOWN...

NEW DATA CONFIRMS HIGH MUSLIM SUICIDE RATE

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim

Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence: - No Christmas - No television - No nude women - No football - No pork chops - No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats

Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey

You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

Well no sh*t Sherlock!....
-It's not like it could get much worse

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY! They're not happy in Gaza .. They're not happy in Egypt ... They're not happy in Libya .. They're not happy in Morocco ... They're not happy in Iran .. They're not happy in Iraq .. They're not happy in Yemen .. They're not happy in Afghanistan .. They're not happy in Pakistan .. They're not happy in Syria ... They're not happy in Lebanon .. SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY? They're happy in Australia . They're happy in Canada . They're happy in England .. They're happy in France .. They're happy in Italy .. They're happy in Germany .. They're happy in Sweden .. They're happy in the USA .. They're happy in Norway .. They're happy in Holland . They're happy in Denmark . Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim And unhappy in every country that is! AND WHO DO THEY BLAME? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves. THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like.... THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY! Excuse me, but I can't help wondering... How damn dumb can you get?

WHEN YOU ARE OVER SIXTY... WHO GIVES A SHIT.

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over sixty who gives a shit............

***********

This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and

sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

***********

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,

"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your

hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over

there instead of you."
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

***********

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess

what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose

patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

***********

I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

***********

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing

on a table. I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really

think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed

by now." 

AN ENGINEER'S SOCIAL SIDE...

LOOKING FOR SOME DIRT.., THIS IS A FLAT TRACK MACHINE!

BEING MOTORCYCLE COOL IS... COOL

WHAT A JACKASS!

Since leaving the State Department last year, Hillary Rodham Clinton has racked upscores of accolades and appeared on many a big stage. Still, it might come as a surprise that a past Republican presidential nominee — specifically, the one who is among the loudest critics of Clinton’s handling of the Benghazi terrorist attacks – would invite her to his desert retreat for a lofty conversation about leadership values.

This is precisely what Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) has done.

Clinton, a prospective 2016 Democratic presidential candidate, will appear on stage Saturday with McCain at the Sedona Forum, an annual ideas festival hosted by the McCain Institute for International Leadership at Arizona State University. Clinton is among the national and international business leaders, philanthropists and public figures appearing at the gathering, held in Sedona, the tony red-rocks oasis in Arizona’s Verde Valley.

In a statement released Thursday, McCain called Clinton “my friend” and praised her public service career.

Read more at http://joeforamerica.com/2014/04/another-reason-john-mccain-scum/#fHscq3c7oZUavQz7.99

MOTORCYCLE ACTION

KENNY ROBERTS... INDUCTED INTO THE  2014 TRAILBLAZERS HALL OF FAME

GRAND PRIZE WINNER OF ONE PIECE RACING LEATHERS!

HARRY "THE PUNK" REID HAS SOMETHING TO SAY...

The Senate majority leader spoke briefly to Reno-based KRNV about last week’s standoff, which eventually saw Bureau of Land Management (BLM) and other federal law enforcement officers retreat in the face of large public protests and an armed militia presence.

“Well, it’s not over,” he said. “We can’t have, in America, people that violate the law and just walk away from it. So it’s not over.”

Read more at http://cowboybyte.com/29711/reid-warns-nevada-cattle-rancher-faced-feds/#uZ4b94IECk2K1ds4.99

SORE LOSER CEO!

AUSTIN MOTO GP RESULTS...

CAL CRUTCHLOW... NOT A WINNER. SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE YAMAHA... BROKEN RIGHT HAND AFTER A NASTY LITTLE CRASH!

VALENTINO ROSSI, JORGE LORENZO... NOT WINNERS. 

THE FANS IN THE YAMAHA PITS...  WINNERS! CHECK OUT THE BABES IN THE WHITE HATS AND VIRGINAL WHITE DRESSES!

DO NOT SCREW WITH A COWBOY! BUNDY BEATS FEDS... FOR NOW

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS DOING THEIR BEST TO TEAR DOWN THE RIGHTS OF AMERICANS. JUST DON'T EXPECT THEM FO STOP AN EXTREMIST MUSLIM OR AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.

THEY HAVE BACKED OFF ON THE BUNDY RANCH FOR NOW, THEY WILL BE BACK.

COLIN EDWARDS ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT AT COTA MOTOGP

It had to happen sometime; and sometime soon at that. Colin Edwards announced that this will be his last year of racing. He made the announcement at the pre-event conference without any preamble. He looked nervous, blurted out that he hadn't thought how to say this, then calmly and clearly announced that 2014 would be his last season as a motorcycle racer. He didn't get much further before a prolonged round of applause interrupted him.

Colin is forty now and has three kids, but this wasn't a move he'd been planning for long. He only made his mind up a month or so ago. What seems to have bought retirement on is the knowledge that his Forward Yamaha needs a certain riding style and the equally certain knowledge that he can't adapt any more.

Nine time world champion Valentino Rossi, when asked about Edwards' retirement, said, "Seriously I am very very sad about the news because Colin is one of my best friends in the paddock. We shared the bike together in the 8 hours in 2001 and in 2000 and I think this is also the best memory because we enjoy it a lot and also because we won, also."

"We were teammates for a long long time in the great moment of my career. These were great seasons for me with Yamaha. We always try to stay together in the box and work together and we enjoyed it a lot. Also, Colin always come in Tavullia with a motocross bike. Now at the ranch but also before where we trained before."


"I'm sad," Rossi said, "because he is a great guy and a great rider and we will miss him."

FAMILY COMES FIRST.

THE PAT-ON-THE-BACK TRICK

MICKEY ROONEY PASSES, AT 93 YEARS OF LIVING

MICKEY ROONEY WAS THE SMARTEST TEENAGER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN HE PLAYED ANDREW HARDY IN THE GREAT MOVIES OF YESTERYEAR.

HE WAS MARRIED 8 TIMES AND STARRED IN FILMS UP TO THE LAST YEARS OF HIS LIFE, AND HE ENJOYED IT ALL!

THE LIBERAL NEWS ANCHORS LAMENTED THE DEATH OF ANDREW, ANDY ROONEY! THEY CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT.

A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY SHOWED A WW2 PHOTO OF HIMSELF, THE PILOT OF A J-3 CUB AND ROONEY, AS HE WAS FLOWN AROUND EUROPE IN SUPPORT OF OUR TROOPS. THANK YOU MICKEY ROONEY!

SORRY, BEEN SLOW TO POST... WORK COMES FIRST!

BEEN BUSY WORKING, SHORTHANDED, SO 11 & 12 HOUR DAYS ARE IN!

SGP, SPEEDWAY GRAND PRIX 2014... IT'S ON!

"If I wasn’t here, you’d see I wasn’t hungry. But I’m here. I’m in it to win it and winning is the only reason I go racing."

- Greg Hancock

SECRET WEAPON: FOUR FOOTED MEGA DEATH

KING OBUMMER CAN'T HANDLE PUTIN AND THE RUSKIES, SO HE GOES AFTER METHANE PRODUCTION BY... DAIRY COWS!