A MEAL FIT FOR A LIBERAL!
GERMAN SPEAKING TOWN IN TEXAS
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there
is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road
noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the
rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht.
Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the
water. The cows have shit in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just
down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you.
Please speak in English."
The rancher replied in English: "Use both hands."
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