MAKING PUMPKIN PIE IS NOT AS EASY AS IT USED TO BE...
LIBERALS ATTACK !!
LIBERALS ATTACK... THEY'LL KILL YOUR PETS! ACK! ACK!
CALL ME SNAKE
ESCAPE TO NOWHERE... SNAKE!
Monday, October 31, 2011
Saturday, October 29, 2011
A FAVORITE E-MAIL
Rules for Kickin' Ass Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read #13 Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were, wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked. 5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt). 6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass. 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking. (NOTE: I THINK IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT OLD GLORY IS, you get my drift) 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass! 10 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers'(*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked. 11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked. 12. It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag. AND ONE MORE: 13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS. ONE LAST THING: If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked! |
HOW BOOBS GOT THEIR NAME...
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OK, I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
CHRIS CARR, NATIONAL #4
FROM DOING 354 MPH... TO SITTING IN A CHAIR!
AFTER 25 YEARS OF RACING, CHRIS RETIRES.
MARCO SIMONCELLI, ITALY WATCHED
The church was packed, and thirty thousand people stood outside or at the nearby Misano circuit. Millions watched it live on Italian TV.
Simocelli and his sister feign some rock moving while on vacation in the USA.
The family Simoncelli at 'Four Corners' where one can touch multiple states at once.
Sic's girlfriend, Kate said, "He only had good qualities. He was a perfect person and perfect people cannot live with us ordinary mortals."
One last great father and son photo for the album. Paolo and Marco Simoncelli at Bryce Canyon. |
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WORDS AND PHOTOS COURTESY OF http://superbikeplanet.com/image/2011/motogp/sic/funeral/index.htm
Sunday, October 23, 2011
MARCO SIMONCELLI LOST
MOTO GP LOST A CHALLENGING RIDER AND FULL-OF-LIFE STAR TODAY. BOTH MINE AND THE CROWD FAVORITE THIS YEAR.
ITALIAN RIDER. MARCO SIMONCELLI, 1987-2011
FROM ROCKET GARAGE,
His death today at the Sepang circuit was like being plunged into a frozen lake where the cold and the surprise is so great as to leave you speechless ... numb.
In fact, I was like trans reselling the images of the accident, the helmet rolled away and his body lifeless on the asphalt.
As the minutes passed and vanished hopes in my mind that in the eyes of pilots.
In fact, I was like trans reselling the images of the accident, the helmet rolled away and his body lifeless on the asphalt.
As the minutes passed and vanished hopes in my mind that in the eyes of pilots.
RIDE ON MARCO! RIDE ON...
Saturday, October 22, 2011
300 SPARTANS... NOT!
DUAL PURPOSE MOTORCYCLE GEAR. RIOTS IN GREECE... A LONG WAY FROM GRECIAN WARRIORS OF YESTERYEAR.
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMET, IT DOES MAKE A GOOD CLUB.
Friday, October 21, 2011
HALLOWEEN IS HERE
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH ELVIRA... SHE USED TO BE EVERYWHERE. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE STILL IS...
DON'Y PISS HIM OFF
WATCH THIS SPAGHETTI VIDEO CLIP
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
THE OTHER SIDE OF COOL
For fans of Happy Days is going to lose, provided you have a lot of money put aside: Triumph TR5 Trophy Scrambler, the bike made famous by Fonzie , will be auctioned during the Classic California Sale scheduled in Los Angeles on November 12.
In reality, the bike belongs to Bud Ekins , a former motocross champion, Hollywood stuntman and friend of Steve McQueen, who died in 2007.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
HURT ME PLEASE
WATCH THE VIDEO
Saturday, October 15, 2011
LIBERAL SAVED BY CONSERVATIVES
ROGER AILES
ERIC BOLLING
BOB BECKEL
BOB BECKEL CHOKED WHEN SLUGGING DOWN A HANDFUL OF SHRIMP, ROGER AILES AND ERIC BOLLING TEAMED-UP TO HEIMLICH HIS FAT ASS. BOB CAN BE ENTERTAINING TO LISTEN TO, BUT BETTER WHEN HE IS GAGGING.
WATCH THE VIDEO
TROOPS TO UGANDA
THE FIRST 100 TROOPS TO UGANDA... CAN WE KILL THEM, CAN WE FIGHT BACK, CAN WE PRAY BEFORE OUR TROOPS ARE HACKED TO DEATH BY MACHETE CARRYING THIRD WORLD MURDERERS?
CMFA'S
WHEN I WAS YOUNG... ONE SUMMER I WORKED WITH SOME CRUSTY OLD SURVEYORS IN NORTH SHORE, LAKE TAHOE. THEY CALLED THESE SCUM PROTESTERS CMFA'S...
CMFA??? CRUDDY MOTHER FUCKIN ASSHOLES!
SCUM ON THE STREETS
LISTEN TO THIS NYC PUNK PROTESTER SCREAM LIKE A DYING RABBIT!
CRIME: KICKING A SCOOTER
VERDICT: GUILTY
PUNISHMENT: TAKE A BEATING
...JUDGE DREDD IN AMERICA, 2011.
WATCH THE VIDEO
ALEXIS WOLF ... COMING SOON TO YOU
WONDER WOMAN?
I"WONDERIN WHERE HER UNIFORM IS.
NOW THAT SHE HAS YOUR ATTENTION...
NOW THAT SHE HAS YOUR ATTENTION...
WATCH THIS VIDEO.
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