SHOW ME THE OIL!

GARFIELD ON THE OIL  CRISIS A lot of  folks can't understand how we came   to  have an oil shortage here in our  country.  ~~~ Well, there's a very simple  answer.  ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil.  ~~~ We  just didn't know we were getting low.  ~~~ The reason for that  is purely geographical.  ~~~ Our OIL is located  in:  ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal   Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana  ~~~  Coastal Alabama  ~~~~  Coastal Mississippi  ~~~~ Coastal Texas  ~~~ North  Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania ~~~ And ~~~  Texas ~~~ Our dipsticks are located  in DC ~~~ Any Questions?  NO? Didn't think So