WHERE ARE THE VAMPIRE HUNTERS?!

DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH IT'S HEART! DOES IT HAVE A HEART?

DUMB AND DUMMER

Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards'!

   

CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!

You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area.  For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.    A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado .  The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards.  'Times are hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families!' And these two guys are running our country, OMG!

REMODEL THIS!!

TIME TO GO...

GET OUT THE VOTE

RANDY SEZ "GET OUT AND VOTE"... HE KNOWS CHUCK NORRIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MHpvTj86f0

RIDING THE HAMMERHEAD JACK PINE

http://vimeo.com/14754222

NICE MACHINE, URBAN WHEELS!

BACK AT WORK...

WHAT A ZOO!!!

BACK FROM VACATION

I PROMISED TO HAVE  PICTURES OF 3 DAYS OF MOTO GP RACING AT THE INDIANAPOLIS SPEEDWAY.

I HAD GREAT CLOSE-UPS OF THE FASTEST MOTORCYCLES IN THE WORLD, SHOTS FROM THE PITS, REALLY COOL!

I HAD SUPER PICS OF THE UMBRELLA GIRLS, SOME ARE FOUND IN 'MODELS OF MAYHEM'.

I EVEN TOOK GREAT VIDEOS WITH MY NEW CAMERA...

HERE THEY ARE!





UH... I WAS TIRED.... I FUCKED UP AND  ACCIDENTLY DELETED THE BEST PICTURES I HAVE EVER TAKEN IN MY LIFE!

MAYBE NEXT YEAR, TRY THE ONLY PICTURE I COULD FIND THAT TOLD THE TRUE STORY OF INDY MOTO GP 2010...

YEP, EVEN HAD SOME MOTORCYCLES THERE TOO!

ACTUALLY THE HIGHLIGHT WAS WHEN NICKY HAYDEN SHOWED-UP AT THE INDY MILE FLAT TRACK RACE AND RAN 3 AWESOME LAPS AFTER AN 8 YEAR LAYOFF DUE TO HIS RIDING IN MOTO GP. THE CEO OF DUCATI ANNOUNCED ANOTHER 2 YEAR DEAL FOR NICKY.

HE LOOKED GREAT ON THE DIRT!

HOGNUT SEES IT RIGHT!

So I said to him, "Barack, I know Abe Lincoln,   And you ain't Abe Lincoln ."   For those who study history -- you recall that despite Obama's continuous attempts to quote Lincoln as a Democrat . . . President Lincoln was a Republican President!    SO WHY DOESN'T OBAMA USE THIS FAMOUS LINCOLN QUOTE: You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.  You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.  You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.  You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.    You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.    You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.  You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.  ... Abraham Lincoln! IN GOD WE TRUST

CONSPIRACY? I VOTE YES!

OBUMMERS BIMBETTE... GOT TIRED OF LOOKING AT HIS MUG. WATCH THIS VIDEO AND SAY I BELIEVE... YOU WILL SOONER OR LATER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jhx_2TqffE


OK YOU ASKED FOR IT... MUG SHOT OF A LOSERMAN.

A TYPICAL MUSLIM WITHOUT A BIRTH CERTIFICATE POSING AS AN AMERICAN!