HOLY CRAP BATMAN!!

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2010/04/dead-dude-rides-again.html

MARCHING ORDERS!!

Pass me a beer...

"WAR" BY OBUMMER

Confused? Just the way he wants it!

RATBERT SEZ..."THE BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT."

http://www.dilbert.com/2010-04-24/

From the LUDLOW FILES

THANKS FOR THE PHOTO ROD, YOU GET A FREE BEAR HUG!

WET DREAMS!

Come and get your love!!

OBUMMER HOME COOKING

After taxes... how's this for family home cooking?

MIGHTY MOUSE

www.johnnolanfilms.com/films/nolans-cheddar/

Just another working guy trying to eat and he gets caught up in government bureucracy.  Screw 'em!  He's not gonna take it laying down!!

PATRIOT POST

PATRIOT POST   EDITION #1
ALWAYS BE WATCHING!!!

I lived in Fresno for 13 years and I am familiar with the Mall locations and stores mentioned in this item. I believe I probably know some of the Muslims mentioned too. I wouldn't trust 'em any further than I could shit through a soda straw. Load up friends, it's gonna' get pretty hairy, I fear. This is not limited, or restricted to Fresno, or even California...         ROGER

LOAD up, you can bet this is happening in places other than Fresno! This is from a retired CHP Officer and ex military member. Makes you wonder why these guys are always sitting at the end of the runway on Tuesday when I go to our POP meetings..  etc.... I received this from my ex-homicide partner who is still active in law enforcement circles in the Fresno area. Excuse the language but don't excuse the facts.  Don't give up your guns, and buy necessary ammunition if you can find it.  Be cautious and alert.  Be ready if, God forbid, we need to protect our families and loved ones. ... If You weren't at Rotary Friday. You missed the only decent speaker we've had in more than a year. LTC John Cotter is the 144th Fighter Wing's antiterrorism officer.  (Tony, you might remember him as Maj. Cotter who was the PIO the last time we dealt with him). Anyway, John had a two-part presentation. First part was describing his job as the units antiterrorism officer. Pretty standard stuff. The second part was information that will curl your hair.  A Part-time air guardsman works as a checker at local Von's. Two women in full burkas (or whatever the hell they're called) buy every pre-paid cellphone in the store. Clerk/airman gets to thinking about it. Goes to Cotter and reports incident. Cotter asks store for surveillance video. It's scary enough that he contacts Fresno FBI. FBI investigates, determines these women have been doing this all over the Valley. Cell phones shipped through Canada to Iraq/Afghanistan where they become triggers for roadside bombs. The Shell station at Peach and Shaw. Every time a local GI goes there in fatigues they are asked specific questions:  What is your unit?  When are you deploying?  How many aircraft are you taking? The F-16s out of Fresno fly CAP for west coast. As such they are the first line of defense so they have the US 's most sophisticated air-to-air missiles. Foreign governments would like to get their hands on those missiles or at least learn how to build them. Also how many we  have, etc. Two spy groups are working on it, one based at Fashion Fair Mall (the F-16s take-off pattern) and one based at Sierra Vista Mall (the F-16s landing pattern). Cotter said the ragheads (But we don't profile.) are always probing the base. Two dorks in a pickup show up at the front gate wanting to deliver a package marked Air National Guard, Fresno .  No postage, no UPS, no FedEx, no DHL, no nothing. Just a probe. I asked Cotter why we haven't seen anything about this in The Bee, on KMJ, on local TV news. He said they're not interested. (That really pissed me off).  Since Friday I've learned of two other things. My brother-in-law Frank, a mucky-muck from Avaya.  He had a Muslim tech who took a leave-of-absence for 6 weeks in Afghanistan. After the 6 weeks were up he called from New York requesting an extension. Frank (who does profile) said,  ****  you, you're fired, and called the Fresno FBI who were very interested. Don't know the outcome. A Muslim who owns a liquor store in my former hometown of Kingsburg was constantly bugging customers to buy guns for him. Finally one of the guys I grew up with called the FBI. We are a country at war and these  **** ers are in among us. I don't care what Janet Napolitano says, it's a fight to the death and we damned sure better be prepared. Brother-in-law Frank has a theory and I think it may be closer to the truth than Homeland Security wants to admit. There are a certain number (probably a big number) of Muslims among us who are awaiting the trigger date and will begin randomly killing as many of us as they can  sort of a Fort Hood on steroids.  I know I'm getting prepared to shoot back. Two items of interest. Sheriff Margaret Mims wants to grant concealed carry permits to all who are qualified. Columnist Jim Boren, among the most bleeding of the bleeding heart liberals, says it's time for Fresno residents to arm themselves.

SAD BUT TRUE...

http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1

This is a good one... pass it on.

TIKI BAR ANNUAL OPENING... AGAIN!

http://www.tikibarsolomons.com/Home.aspxn

WTF!! It's here again, the Annual Tiki Bar opening at Solomons Island. A crowd of thousands who start getting primed at noon, will trample each other for an excellent Mai Tai and the opportunity to be arrested for drunk driving by a hundred cops. Chicks will be pulling up their tops for beads and guys will get barfed out smashed. Only in America!

I've talked to people all over the USA who know... The Tiki Bar! Adventurers will take the work day off, others have parked their boat at the pier across the street a week before and will get pissed when the drunks try to get onboard!

The Tiki Bar... seating for 20, fall out of your chair and you will get run over in the street. It's a shack of a building that sold for millions, and  pay a years worth of bills tonight alone.

Me? I will get zapped by radar and win another ticket when riding home from work on the Buell.  Troopers like their radar and drunk drivers... Spring is here in Southern Maryland.

Denny Crane... Gun Control

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pcVDmX4ho4

Denny Crane and his little friend!

ANOTHER HARD NIGHT

"I just dropped in for a beer, this punk says he don't like my face..."

IN WITH THE NEW!

This is the fairly new 2009 Night Train, I always liked the Softail Harleys. Dumped in Zipper cams, Fueling lifters, a Zipper Thunder Max Fuel Module and Rhinehart Pipes. Rebuilt the front forks with Race Tech Gold Valve Emulators and springs. Changed the seat, added some other stuff and proved once again... you can have one Harley for the price of two! I could have re-roofed the house, put in new windows, replaced the siding to match the garage and finished the kitchen... WTF!!!

OUT WITH THE OLD...

My 2000 Road Glide only broke down once in 46,000 miles. 

Died in axle to axle traffic in Sturgis, ten feet from the parking lot of Moon's Cycle Repair. Another H-D battery gone AWOL... this machine got me across country twice. I loved this bike except it handled like a twitching dog; spent 9 years working the front end, engine mounts and transmission swing arm bushings. I finally got it right, it was perfect the day I sold it!!

The Good Samaritan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlx6BbAz0HU

This is not Shintaro Katsu as Zatoichi.  If this doesn't make you laugh... you're fucked up!

Let's Roll This Site...

Shintaro Katsu was one of Japan's finest actors. He was famous for Zatoichi, The Blind Swordsman. Zatoichi was a blind masseur who walked the roads and trails of Japan. He was Yakuza, a gambler who detested Samurai and other Yakuza who did not live by their code. He dispensed justice by leaving dead bodies piled up in mounds! The women loved Zatoichi, he always left them standing, Ichi only had one true love.

Shintaro Katsu was Zatoichi. No American actor has ever reached the level of humor, sadness, compassion or anger, as he brought Zatoichi to life.