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AMERICA... YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE!

Here are some solid reasons why America is – and has always been – the best damn country, period. It’s a great way to start off your Memorial Day Weekend. God bless America and our troops. Via BroBible by Neil Bulson.

The Moon

Yeah, we’re bringing out the big guns early here. Quick question, rest of the world: is your country’s flag on the moon? Ours is.

Reigning World War Champs

2-0, baby. 3-0 if you count the Cold War, and hey, why not? To quote a great American hero, “When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside… I gotta be a man, I can’t let it slide,” and whenever it’s come crashing down we haven’t let that shit slide.

Culture

Sure, you might have ancient Roman ruins and priceless works of art, but do you have Hulk Hogan grappling in his underwear with Macho Man Randy Savage? Did your country give birth to Patrick Swayze? We invented movies and rock n’ roll, TV and titty mags.

From Sea to Shining Sea

How many countries span a whole damn giant continent? Pipe down, Australia.

We’ve got mountains, deserts, lakes so awesome they’re literally called the Great Lakes, two oceans, paradise cities, both literal and figurative (I can’t believe I forgot to mention Axl Rose in the culture section!), grand canyons, and just about anything and everything you can think of.

We’re Crazy

We are a country of people descended from people who were so fucked up, so nuts, that they were kicked out of their own countries. Hell, a big chunk of Americans are only here because their ancestors were literally abducted. That’s going to create a country of people with wild hairs up their asses.

We Pull Together

For all our issues, all our infighting, when shit gets real, we drop it all and become one terrifying force. We’re basically like one giant dysfunctional family.

Confidence

We’re Americans, goddammit, and that means something special. At least it does to us, and the crazy thing is, is that tends to end up being a self-fulfilling prophecy. We do amazing things simply because we believe we can.

Freedom

You’re goddamn right. Look, we’ve got our issues, and we’re constantly fretting and bitching because our freedom is being taken away by the NSA or BushObama, but the truth is that we’re free because we say we’re free. That might sound naïve as hell, and on one level it is, but on another, it’s almost impossible to truly tame us because if there’s one thing that we all cherish despite our differences, it’s our freedom. It’s America’s whole reason for being.

Read the full article: BroBible

MEMORIAL DAY AND TODAYS MILITARY FAMILY

EVERY DAY AROUND THE WORLD AND AT HOME, THE AMERICAN FLAG IS RAISED AT DAWN.

AND ON VERY SPECIAL DAYS, OUR MILITARY FIGHTING FORCES COME HOME.

AFTER 7 MONTHS IN AFGHANISTAN, SFC. AARON SCHADE COMES HOME FROM A DESERT TO THE NEWBORNS OF HIS FAMILY. HE RETURNS TO THE NORMALCY OF HIS CAR IN THE PARKING LOT AND PLAYING WITH THE FAMILY PETS.

HE MAY HAVE TO RETURN TO THE DESERT IN A SHORT WHILE.  HIS FAMILY, HIS LIFE AND HIS DEDICATION TO DUTY ARE ALL A BALANCE OF SACRIFICE.

MEMORIAL DAY IS NOT JUST FOR THE FALLEN. THANK YOU AARON AND YOUR   FELLOW WARRIORS WHO KEEP THE EVIL FROM OUR SHORES.  HE IS JUST ONE OF MANY...

SPEEDWAY GP, JUST THE BEST RACING EVER!

 NICKI PEDERSEN WINS TEMPERE

HIS FIRST WIN IN SEVERAL SEASONS AND LOOKING SHARP!

HANCOCK IN GREEN...

HE NEEDS TO GO BACK IN BLACK!

"Race time is important, but for me, it’s no big deal. I do everything like normal."

- Greg Hancock

WHAT'S NEXT! THOSE PESKY BOSSES...

MOTOGP AND THE VALENTINO/ JORGE SHOW AT LEMANS

FINISHES SECOND AND STILL LEADS THE CHAMPIONSHIP. A TRUE CHAMPION WHO LOVES HIS JOB AND THE FANS!

TEAM YAMAHA... WHERE SIZE MATTERS!

SOME ACTION FARTHER BACK.. IANNONE WAS TOUGH!

AMA SACRAMENTO MILE IS ON FOR MAY 30TH

JIM RICE TO BE THIS YEARS GRAND MARSHALL.

I SAW MY FIRST MILE AT THE OLD SACRAMENTO TRACK AROUND '71 OR SO AND IT WAS BITCHIN! THE TRIUMPH TRIDENTS AND THE BSA ROCKET 3'S WERE IN FULL FORCE AND WITHOUT TODAY'S SISSY MUFFLERS. THEY JUST SCREAMED.

CHOPPERDAVE HAS BEEN PUTTING THE SHIT OUT!

AFTER HIS BAD BIKE ACCIDENT AND REHAB FOR HIS BEAT-UP LEG, HE HAS BEEN KNOCKING OUT HIS CASTINGS. HIS WORK IS FABULOUS! HE HAS ALWAYS WORN A FULL FACE HELMET... HIS HEAD WAS SPARED IN THE CRASH.

HIS PICS AREN'T BAD ETHIER.

ARNOLD... HE SHOULD'VE STAYED IN THE MOVIES!

YAMAHA DT-1 250, I REMEMBER...

WHEN THE 250 CAME OUT, THEY KICKED ASS ON EVERYTHING. THE BULTACOS WERE HOT, BUT THE DT-1 DID EVERYTHING! IT WAS A WHOLE NEW WORLD.

JORGE LORENZO AT JEREZ... WINNER!

WHEN HE IS ON... HE IS ON!

VALENTINO... STILL #1 IN POINTS

MOTORCYCLE RACING...   HHMMMMM.

ASCOT BACK IN THE DAY...

FROM THE BEGINNING... FIRST THERE WERE GUNS

AMERICA SOARS ON THE WINGS OF EAGLES

OH NO!

PUT A TIGER IN YOUR TANK... THE GOOD OLD DAYS!

LET US START THE DAY OUT RIGHT. HAIL THE USMC... CinC DUMBASS.

Obama: clueless, dunderheaded fool. His disrespect of the high ranking military officials is nothing short of despicable, and why he is Commander-in Chief is anyone’s guess, really. anyhow, the details of him bumbling through the ceremony as the well-disciplined officers take his disrespect is absolutely cringe-worthy. Read on:

So it really came as no surprise the other day when Obama announced his nominees for two top spots in our military’s leadership, and ended up disrespecting them in front of the nation while purportedly honoring them.

Obama tapped Marine Corps Commandant Gen. Joseph Dunford to replace Gen. Martin Dempsey as the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, saying “I know Joe. I trust him.”

He also picked Air Force Gen. Paul Selva, chief of the U.S. Transportation Command, to become the next vice chair of the Joint Chiefs.

According to Allen B. West, the disrespect came in the form of Obama introducing and addressing both men by their first names, repeatedly, instead of by their hard-earned title and rank of general, a title that should command the honor and respect it is due, similar to judge, doctor, or even, dare I say, president.

West maintains that Obama should have addressed both men by the title of “general,” particularly at an event honoring their service and announcing their ascension to the top leadership roles of the entire U.S. military.

Of course, Obama doesn’t think about the military much, and certainly isn’t keen to their traditions, making this disrespectful action more of an oversight — likely the result of simple ignorance and not a deliberate smack in the face.

That being said, this incident brings back memories of Obama talking about “corpsemen” and is yet another example of how entirely unfamiliar he is with the traditions and honor of military service.

Can you manage to avoid any more horrible ceremonies for a few months? Please? This is just embarrassing at this point.

H/T: Conservative Tribune 

Written by Katie McGuire. Follow Katie on Twitter @GOPKatie, on Facebook, or email the author at KatieFMcGuire@gmail.com

ELEPHANTS NEVER FORGET!

ANTI-HUNTER RICKY GERVAIS: Will Love This Heart Warming Elephant & Human Love Story

Posted on April 27, 2015

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn’t the same fucking elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

DENNY PALMGREN, NATIONAL #16 IS OFF THE LINE!