YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, WHEN HE HAS TIME TO STARE BACK AT YOU!!
LIBERALS ATTACK !!
LIBERALS ATTACK... THEY'LL KILL YOUR PETS! ACK! ACK!
CALL ME SNAKE
ESCAPE TO NOWHERE... SNAKE!
Monday, May 30, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
NEVER VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT
Every two to three years, Eddie Sales trims and prunes the crape myrtles at his church, Albemarle Road Presbyterian Church.
But this year, the city of Charlotte cited the church for improperly pruning its trees.
"We always keep our trees trimmed back because you don't want to worry about them hanging down in the way," said Sales, a church member.
The church was fined $100 per branch cut for excessive pruning, bringing the violation to $4,000.
Read more: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/05/28/2333197/church-fined-for-improper-tree.html#ixzz1NiTojuMI
Saturday, May 28, 2011
IT WAS FRIDAY...
BOY! DID I CALL THAT ONE... I SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME. NO PLANES FLYING, VERY LITTLE TO WORK-ON, EVERYBODY TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO, GET THROUGH IT AND THREE DAYS OFF.
SOMEBODY, WITH A JOB TO DO, STEPPED ON A WET FLOOR IN THE SHOP BEING MOPPED... WE JUST CAN'T KEEP OUR MOUTHS SHUT!
I SPENT 6 HOURS WITH THE SHOP STEWARD SORTING OUT THE BODIES... YOU HAVE A GREAT MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.
SOMEBODY, WITH A JOB TO DO, STEPPED ON A WET FLOOR IN THE SHOP BEING MOPPED... WE JUST CAN'T KEEP OUR MOUTHS SHUT!
I SPENT 6 HOURS WITH THE SHOP STEWARD SORTING OUT THE BODIES... YOU HAVE A GREAT MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.
RESPECT IS DUE.
A Marine who survived nine months in Afghanistan without a scratch was killed by a car as he darted across 12th Avenue frantically trying to make his curfew early yesterday, sources said.
Cpl. Steven Jorgenson -- in town for Fleet Week and dressed in full uniform -- was minutes away from his 1 a.m. check-in when he exited a cab at West 49th Street with several other Marines and sprinted toward the Hudson, where the USS Iwo Jima was docked.
"I figured if he made it through Afghanistan, he would be all right," Jorgenson's heartbroken father, Charles, told The Post.
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/marine_fateful_crossing_bVXJNqjvFWQ0f9p011ahpL#ixzz1NfpSBq1h
CORPORAL STEVEN JORGENSON, USMC
AUSTRALIAN SIDECHAIR RACING
SCROLL DOWN TO THE T-ROD AND GENE VIDEO
AFTER WATCHING THE VIDEO, YOU WILL PROBABLY PACK-UP AND HEAD DOWN TO THE TRACK!
Friday, May 27, 2011
JOKE OF THE DAY
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic!
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic!
1979 HONDA CBX
I WAS 18 YEARS OLD, HONDA CAME OUT WITH 4 CYLINDER 750'S, BSA AND TRIUMPH HAD THEIR TRIPLES.
THESE MACHINES WERE A LIFETIME AWAY FROM ME, THEY WERE SO BIG, FAST AND EXPENSIVE!
NOW A SMALL BIKE IS USUALLY A 600.
MAN vs CHILD
BARRY SOETORO... OTHERWISE KNOWN AS OBUMMER GOT HIS EDUCATION FROM LIBERAL MISFITS.
ONE IS FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY TODAY, THE OTHER ONE... IS THE ENEMY WITHIN.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
TO MOSQUE OR NOT TO MOSQUE...
Brilliant analysis.. and a true solution to the alleged problem....
and considering the location, perhaps some balance to Wall Street..
Tolerance
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being
built near Ground Zero.
I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque
should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call one of
the clubs (which would be gay) "The Turban Cowboy" and the other being a
topless bar "You Mecca Me Hot".
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and adjacent to
that have an open barbeque pork rib restaurant, called something like " Iraq
o'Ribs"?
Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called
Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret with sexy mannequins in the window modeling
the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop
(Koranal Knowledge), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side
a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?
Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.
If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass
it on.
FROM AN E-MAIL I RECEIVED AT WORK.
SPEEDWAY... GRAND PRIX!
JAREK HAMPEL
SPEEDWAY BLASTING IN POLAND.
SOMEDAY, AFTER I HIT THE LOTTO, I'M GOING TO EUROPE TO WATCH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SPEEDWAY. IF I DON'T MAKE IT... I'LL START MY REGRETS NOW!
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME...
IN YOUR DREAMS, THIS LOSER IS OUT OF UNIFORM!
DON'T FUCK WITH GI JOE... HEY COMMIE, WANNNA COME OUT AND PLAY?!
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
HASTA LA VISTA, PUPPY
GOOD RIDDANCE PILGRIM!
I PUNKED HIM, MOMMY, MOMMY I WAS SO SCARED..
AND THIS DOUCHEBAG SAID IT WAS AN ALLERGY FOR THIS SORRY FACE.
THE LAST THING OBUMMER'S MUSLIM BUDDY SAW... AMERICAN JUSTICE!!
Sunday, May 1, 2011
HANZO THE RAZOR
HANZO "THE RAZOR" WAS A CONSTABLE IN OLD EDO. HE DESPISED HIS SCUMBAG WEASEL COMMISSIONER. ALWAYS UNDER FIRE FOR NOT ARRESTING THE COMMON CRIMINAL, YET ALWAYS PURSUING CORRUPTION IN GOVERNMENT.
HE FOUGHT SAVAGELY, TAKING NO PRISONERS, MAKE THAT MALE PRISONERS. HIS TWO LACKEYS, REPATRIATED FELONS, PILED THE BODIES UP IN MOUNDS AND DID ANYTHING ELSE REQUIRED TO STAY ALIVE AND OUT OF JAIL.
AN OFFICER OF THE LAW NEEDS GOOD INTEL, WOMEN RARELY WILLINGLY GAVE IT UP, BUT HANZO WAS EXPERT AT MAKING THEM TALK!
THE SPINNING FISHNET OF TORTURE.
WHILE FIERCE WITH SWORD, CHAIN AND TONGE, HE WAS A MASTER OF TORTURE WITH HIS MONSTER MANHOOD. FORCED TO ENDURE HIS INTERROGATION, FEMALE SUSPECTS WERE MORE THAN WILLING TO TALK WHILE BEGGING HIM NOT TO STOP.
SHINTARO KATSU WAS A NATIONAL HERO TO HIS JAPANESE AUDIENCE. HE LIVED A LIFE OF MUSIC, MOVIES, TELEVISION, WOMEN, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN AN ACTOR'S LIFESTYLE.
HIS PORTRAYAL OF ZATOICHI "THE BLIND SWORDSMAN" LIVES TODAY UNMATCHED IN DRAMA, LOVE, HUMOR AND GREAT ACTION. SHINTARO IS KEPT ALIVE TODAY TO BE ADMIRED FOR HIS SKILL IN FILMOGRAPHY. WATCH, AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT ACTING SHOULD BE!
WATCH THIS TRAILER FOR HANZO "THE RAZOR"
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